#please......

ANYWAY at the cost of making all my "eddie has a huge dick" moots mad, i actually think eddie has a relatively average one length-wise? or at least slightly above average. except it's like, fat as fuck. 4-fingers-needed fat. also specifically it's uncut because i assume neither a swedish mom or a mexican dad would circumcize their kid (i could be wrong about this tbh).

buck on the other hand has a really long one. like 8-9 inches long. EXCEPT it's like a lot thinner than eddie's and that's where the firehose nickname comes from. and he's cut and the head is the same color as his birthmark.

EDIT: OH ALSO *slams palm on the table* eddie is a shower and has a crazy dickprint in underwear or sweatpants while buck is a grower and won't look big unless he's hard.