okay my turn. please interact: your favorite gospel is john, you're a protestant who just thinks saints are neat, you were raised calvinist and can trace like 75% of your weird idiosyncrasies back to it, you succumb to scrupulosity more often than you'd like to talk about, you wield extreme self-control and self-denial like a weapon, your favorite veggie tales is jonah and the whale, you find yourself often angry with God the Father but never with Jesus, you were raised in the church but had a teenage atheist phase before coming back, you're lgbt and fighting tooth and nail to hold on to God, you think of Jesus like your best friend, you struggle with eloquence so you often find yourself turning to pre-written and memorized prayers, you think the christian women's temperance union had a point, you're somewhat unironically a fan of sylvester graham

okok- Please interact: monsterfuckers, butch lesbians, orla gartland listeners, casual crystal collectors, people who think great comet should have won the tony, people who love bats, jasmine tea enjoyers, blue haired liberals, people who think parks and rec is better than the office, people who hate pools, gnc bitches, women that sleep in boxers, people who like lychee jelly, people who eat more than 3 oranges in one sitting, foragers, stardew valley players, rocky horror shadowcast members, coconut oil users, and people who climb trees

please interact: Daniil Dankovsky enjoyers, horror movie fans, 5'5 (165cm) or shorter, people who sing to their pets, aspiring tattoo artists, fondant haters, melodramatic music listeners, fans who assign pronouns to characters they don't use in canon, people who can recommend a good tea, rpgmaker game players, autistic people with boring special interests, people who'd like to go for a walk in a cemetery, local library supporters, and people who pepper other languages in their everyday speech.

please interact: people who read on public transport, people who cut the pictures out of magazines, mismatched sock wearers, emotional support plushie havers, people still obsessed with a book series they read when they were 9, non critical movie buffs, people who think wombats are underappreciated, wired headphone wearers, meticulous bookshelf organisers, poetry readers, bedroom dance party enthusiasts, people who collect things as a crow would, people who make wishes at 11:11, and anyone who would like to.

Please interact: People who love Trolls but not Trolls World Tour. People who’ve read the Fairyland series by Catherynne M. Valente. People who remember the Bee Movie incident. Oh Geeez listeners. Minecraft acacia enjoyers. People who rarely watch anything that’s not animated. People who write out transcript-like descriptions of AMVs and animatics they make in their heads but can’t make for real. People who wish quarantine had never ended. Backyardigans fans. People who still like to play Among Us. People who genuinely enjoy lyric questions on uquizzes. People who fantasize about having the kind of villain arc that comes after Despair Event Horizons for the purpose of getting to take out all their pain with no holds barred darn the consequences and then get the kind of redemption arc that doubles as a healing arc wherein they finally get the kind of support they need. Hazbin Hotel fans that are absolutely furious at the fandom’s treatment of Alastor. People who are apologists for every dsmp character except Dream and Schlatt. People who desperately wish that playing in playgrounds was something we never stopped doing on a regular basis. People who like to say very disturbing things in a very cheerful tone. People who see Fireboy and Watergirl as having a sibling-like relationship. People who think the bergens in Trolls are extremely underappreciated. Pokemon gen 5 enjoyers.

please do interact: people who've seen the Milky Way, those who wish upon shooting stars, people who believe in aliens, night hikers, desert aesthetic lovers, people who can identify at least one star or constellation in the night sky, people that consider science and magic to be the same thing, people who can recite the first 6 digits of the number pi, dinosaur lovers, people that sleep with stuffed animals, postcard collectors, sci-fi lovers, people who have rewatched or reread something they just finished, people who love sitting in nature with only the wind for company, people who wish they could travel amongst the stars