Mar 14, 2025
dylan kills himself. irv flees the state. milchick tells his boss to eat shit. mark goes outside for the second time ever. episode of all time.
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dylan kills himself. irv flees the state. milchick tells his boss to eat shit. mark goes outside for the second time ever. episode of all time.
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my dealer: got some straight gas🍄🟫🌕 this strain is called "zood switcheroo" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah, whatever. i don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude, where are my thumbs
the velociraptor next to me, pacing: the imperasaur is lying to us
if you were two years old and lived in a basement and fell in love in a way that wasn’t supposed to be possible for you (you aren’t supposed to have a life. you’re a body. you exist for labor). and you knew that if you left you would die (or cease to exist in the way you do now) and that the love of your life would die, and even worse- that the you that survives won’t even think of what you experienced as real love- you would stay too. mark s was never going to leave. this is the same person that severed himself to escape from the pain of losing gemma. do y’all actually think he was gonna let helly die for the good of his outie?
> be me
> have some enemies i need to curse
> send my kid to unwittingly deliver a cursed object to them
> kid immediately goes off the grid
> when i finally track her down she’s on my secret military research base with the girl i was trying to curse
> they’ve destroyed all my secret research and killed my researcher
>”hey mom this is crazy but there’s this curse on her (girl i was trying to curse). do you think you could help us lift it?
> back to square one i guess
hey my partner (ancient tree spirit) and i (bunch of fireflies) saw you from across the conclave meeting room. we were wondering if you wanted to get really drunk in a hot spring later. you might even get offered a really big sword (not euphemism)
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revised thoughts for the "tiktok friendly" disco elysium app include "the sewer slide of Kras Mazov" and 'h0mo-s3xual underground"
sticking my dick in the gap between comedy and tragedy
what if they just fucked up the smoke colors