#please google

Google can the Walgreens track me down again?

Google is it the Walgreens outside my window?

Google why is Google not working?

Google it's just typing the words?

GOOGLE I DON'T UNDERSTAND

Me:.....literally you do not??? Isn't that the point of hair dye??????

I know they're trying to say "I want my hair to look a natural color not a fakey one" but literally she's not keeping her hair her natural color??? Like that's the point???

I was typing, and hit ‘ctrl i’, except that I missed and hit ‘p’ and now my chromebook and google are still recovering from the existential crisis I accidentally caused because Google could not handle the fact that I was about to print a 300+ page doc. I didn’t, but you know, it’s fun.