#please dave

Bail would look at Hunter and be like "Being a father is hard sometimes, isn't it?" And Hunter would look at him like "MAKER, YES! Last week I found Omega and Wrecker trying to race each other in bomb diffusing and I thought I was gonna have a heart attack."

And Bail would be like "Oh yeah, well, I found Leia floating in her sleep."

And Crosshair would walk by with an 18 month old Leia who's biting his ankle. "I knew she was a demon. Now take your fuckin' kid."

“so I was with my family the Spectres, right?”

cuts to Kanan and Hera obnoxiously making out: “Those are my second parents Kanan and Hera. Kanan’s a Jedi and Hera’s the best pilot in the world. They act like they’re professional but we all know that they’re married.

cuts to Sabine making graffiti of choppers kill count, “that’s Sabine, she’s a fantastic artist and does not like it when you switch the hydrogen bombs with the smoke bombs.“

cuts to chopper being chopper, “that’s chopper. Hera says he’s her little angel but we know the truth.“ ominous close up and shadowing “he’s a cold blooded killer with a kill count in the 50,000’s”

cuts to Zeb, “that’s Zeb. He snores and hates when you take the last waffles. Well, good part of being lost in space is that he can’t kill me for stealing the last of his waffles.“ Zeb breaks fourth wall “HE DID WHAT?!?”

Cuts to Gruncles Rex and Wolffe playing with Jacen, “they are Rex and Wolffe. They’re not brothers. They just met on base and its a total coincidence they look similar. Like twins.” Wink

close up on Jacen, “I dont know who that is, but if I dad to guess, it’s Hera and Kanan’s kid. And my future Padawan!”

cuts to Ezra with the space equivalent of a mountain Lion on his lap. “Any questions?”

hello my brave/cowardly (your choice) sluts.