'did i do something?'
beelzebub cannot believe they put their 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐇 on for this. utterly wasted on such incredulous disinterest, typical of crowley to not even bother to REALIZE the occasion was aimed at him. thankfully the prince doesn't even have to command their flies to swarm more aggressively around the snake, as they tended to react like that at whomever was annoying them specifically in the moment ( and such moments were frequent when one was in the position they were in ).
❛ you're getting a... ❜ a pause, a cough, and an opened scroll, ❛ commendation for dreadfully dastartly work ethic. ❜ beelzebuld would have to have another talk with dagon and his insistence on replacing every word that sounded in any way positive with... whatever this was, it was getting ridiculous. maybe after the whole ceremony business was done.
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