More Lobotomy corp+Extras
I forgot to write the most important and funny things in my opinion in last post so... Gotta add them! And continue the story!
*After the game ended*
Me: *searches meaty's fan arts* GAH WHY THERE ISN'T ANY MEATY'S FAN ARTS?! BUT THERE IS FAN ARTS OF MOTH iN A CoSTUME!
Sis: maybe because meaty is cute and moth is-
Me: bootyful?
Sis: yes, booty- *finally gets the joke* MUHAHAHAAH
*laughting very hard together*
*before we ended the game*
Me: AAAAAAAH! BECAUSE OF THAT MOTH I COULDN'T CONTINUE THE PLOT I WAAAAANT PLOOOOOOOOOT! *takes comp and almost throws it*
Sis: FOR THE GOD'S SAKE PUT IT DoWN! How about to use Wikipedia and we'll know how to act with him? And we will move to the plot!
Me: But i want challenge =(
Sis: you want plot right?
Me: NEVER!
*after our butterfly ran away for the last time*
Sis: hey sis you know how that butterfly walks?
Me: how?
Sis: like a boss bitch!
ME:HAHAAH! I really hate that moth in costume.
Me and sis: *singing while moth kills our workers* MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!HEY GET OUT THE WAY HEY!
*after we lose*
Me: sister i know that you have shipper's heart so who you ship there?
Sis: meaty and moth :D
Me: ... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HOW DO YOU DARE SHIPPING CUTE, INNONCET MEATY WITH THAT KILLER MOTH IN COSTUME!
Sis: First, you asked me that question and you should've known that it would ended bad. Second Meaty isn't innoncent, you saw how he was eating our poor workers right?
Yuri: I still hate you both.
Me: wait you shouldn't be in heaven?
Yuri: I was too angry at you that they said, you cant go to heaven till you wont rid off your hatred.
Sis: oh sorry man...
Yuri: You think your sorry will help me now? >:(
Me: geez man calm down, we were manegers and we were making our work!
Yuri: Says the one who is Undertale fan! And didn't liked genocide rout!
Me: Pffffff... In Lobotomy corp we dont have choice, we gotta be like a good managers we have to know more about abnormalities and collect energy right Angela?
Angela: yes, of course.
Sis: wait what she is doing here? *looks at me*
Angela: The problem is that your young sister started to play the game again, because of it me and Yuri will be able to follow you until you lose the game or until you go to the end.
Sis and Yuri: *glaring at me*
Me: :3
Angela: But whatever, sure our little manager will do better without emotional sister that doesn't likes to sacrafice someone because of her morals.
Sis: HEY!
Angela: i hope to see you, now i have to go.
Sis and Yuri: Fuck you.
*next saturday*
Sis: lets play it!
Me: i thought that you wouldn't play the game again if we lose?
Sis: what day its?
Me: 10th day
Sis: thanks to holy xinkali!(xinkali is an georgian food) I wouldn't take it if we would start the game from start again.
Me: anyway why you changed your decision?
Sis: you remember what B said?
Me: yes, that Angela is able to lie and etc.
Sis: because of it i just cant let you play alone with Al that can lie!
ME: ... sis? You remember that Angela said that she will be able to follow us?
Sis: Yea?..
Me: *whispers* She heared that we were talking about him?
Sis: if yes B will be fucked up.
Me: Sis because of us she would be able to know-
*game opened*
Sis: shhhh
Me: Angela..?
Angela: *appears* anything is needed?
Me and sis: ...
Angela: oh so she decided to play too again? I hope that time she wont stop us doing what is right.
Me and sis: *looking at eachother*
Me: gotta brush my teeth!
Sis: gotta go to toilet!
*runing to toilet*
Sis: WTF we are going to do now?
Me: we gotta ask help...
Me and Sis: Yuri!
Yuri: what you want from me women
Sis: FML Angela is creepy
Me: We need help from you
Yuri: Why the heck i should help people that because of them i am dead!?
Sis: you want to help other workers to be alive and make it to the end, right?
Yuri: then your sister has to use Wiki and restart the day if there will be any loses!
Me: BUT I WANT CHALLENGE!
Sis: Drop it already that!
Me: ok ok ok, Yuri we were talking about very very good beign, that told us things about Angela. We are scared that Angela heared something about him while we were talking.
Sis: and we are afraid that she will harm him. So do you think she may be able to listen to us so we wouldn't notice her?
Yuri: Hm, she said that we'll be able to follow you till the end or till you end the game right? But i dont know if we really can listen to you and stay unoticeable.
Sis: ok thanks for help... We have to continue the game.
Me: agreed!
*getting back to computer*
Angela: finally. why so long?
Sis: i cant make the process faster. :D
Me: i just like to see my teeths shine :3
Anegla: ok welcome back, Managers, you have to-
Sis: atatata we know.
*starting playing*
Me: we need to get information about that illuminate thing.
Sis: dont tell me that you are sending someone to death again.
Me: then how can we get information?
Sis: wikipedia.
Me: i wanted challenge! D:
Sis: *glaring* Come on sis it will be better for everyone.
Angela: Your work is to collect energy, if it'll help you then you should use it.
Me: ok..?
Sis: *little bit shocked*
*starting*
Me: hey sis do you remember those shrimps?
Sis: nah, when we were playing they weren't here at all.
Me: how about beauty and beast
Sis: what is the thing even?..
Me: beauty and beast :D
Sis: wait what is there?
Me: 1.76 MHz
Sis: ok, if its even an abnormality
*after the day ended*
Me: opening training team! I loooooove Hod, she is so cute i love her more than the others she is cute and loves to help everyone, she is better than Angela and cuter than Malkuth.
Sis: ok calm down!
Angela:... (opened eyes)
Sis: *chooses punishment bird*
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOH! Its so cute, its innoncence himself! how can it punish someone?
Sis: nu idk, meaty was supossed to be cute too.
Me: ok i get it, searching in wiki.
Sis: nu?
Me: it can run away.
Sis: good start -_-
Me: calm down there is nothing dangerous in it.
*completing the day succefuly!*
Me: ok i am choosing wall gazer because we already know what to do with her.
Sis: good choice!
Me: OH HOLY SHIT THERE IS ENOUGHT PE-BOXES FOR IT!
Sis: -_-?
Me: Dan-Dan-Dan! TA-DA Wall gazer's crossbow! Look at that white damage *continues talking*
Angela: should i remind her that she didn't paused and soon is going to be dawn?
Sis: Nah.
*the day is succefully completed*
Sis: *chooses Laetitia*
Me: gotta make new worker.
Yuri: Fuck you...
Sis: good to see you again.
Angela: yes you was great sacrafice for company, if we would have Fetus there i surely would send you to him like his food.
Yuri: Hahahah very funny. (stupid b-) >:(
Me: Sis i am suprised that you didn't noticed jewish letters.
Sis: Really where?
Me: *sight* come on they always were there, abnormalities are ranked by them, weapons and armors! I am suprised that nobody in tumblr dont talk about it! i guess i'll be first one :3
Sis: good
Me: Dam i forgot to equip equipment on new worker again :/
Sis: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *her ass almost exploded*
Me: *sees Laetitia* Fuck i had this one at very begining
Angela: yes, it was very funny watching one of her first deathes in the game, while she knew almost nothing.
Me: i sended my worker for the first time to her and the work wasn't done when she killed my worker with black damage. After this i never sent someone to her.
Sis: wiki.
Me: agreed
*after few minutes on wiki*
Me: O_o
Sis: whats wrong.
Me: she has very fucking dam scary ability.
Sis: calm down kido and lets start playing.
Me: you aren't even watching there! You are phone!
Sis: Who cares?
Angela: better for us.
Me: Yea sure (sarcasm)
Angela: happy to hear that (with open eyes)
*after our first act with Laetitia*
Sis: FUCKRFDIWDR SHE ALMOST KILLED ELISA!
Me: i used attachemnt how was written, plus Elisa has good- wait is fat fairy's armor is good against black damage or not?
Sis: you think i know?
Me: Why i even asked?
Hod: let me help you Elisa. Lets take this armor off.
Elisa: Auch! Head, everything hurts. *armor is taken off*
All around my body are scratches? (Elisa, one of training team's workers.)
Hod: Elisa you should rest little bit and dont go to abnormalities yet. Its because of black damage, its lowers Hp and mental bar too.
Elisa: thanks Hod.
Hod: its really nothing.
Me: Geez i would feel bad if Elisa would be dead.
Sis: wow, i cant belive that you would feel bad for someone in game!
Yuri: *looks at Elisa* *plays romantic music*
Me: if you change S with Z Eliza would remind me of Eliza from Hamilton
Sis: that explains everything -_-'
Me: *turns microphone on* Anyway Hod how is Elisa?
Hod: Her body is fully scratched and bruised, she almost panicked there, managers, please let them rest there.
Sis: ok Hod understood
Me: wait do you hear it?
Sis: Romantic music that comes from Yuri while he looks at Elisa? Yep of course :D
Me: Looks at Yuri...
Angela: leave him, its better when he doesn't swear every minute.
Skull: *floats around*
Shrimps: *Drinking some soda and talking about the meaning of life*
Meaty: Ah how good that, that stupid moth wont come back again here, i can rest here and dont worry about anything.
Moth/butterfly: *from very afar* When they wont have any other choice but to choose me, i will break free, and first thing that i'll do, i'll come to you, get my revange, And take all workers bodies from your belly as my price!
Meaty: Dubishvai you could try as mush as you want but your never defeat me!
Beauty and beast: OH FOR THE FUCKING GODS SAKE WHO IS SCREAMING UP THERE SO LOUD AT MIDNIGHT! I AM TRYING TO SLEEP! (hears meaty and moth arguing) I swear if because of them at morning i feel sleepy i am going to kill them.
*funny fact humans and Al cant hear abnormalities speech. But most of the time abnomalities cant understand humans speech too. Only humanoid like abnormalities can understand both human speech and abnormalities speech.*
Fat fairy: *tries to sleep* *cant sleep* *her little fairies cant sleep too because of meaty's and moth's arguing* Ok children i guess we wont have sleep tonight. I promise if find the one whoever is making that noise at midnight i'll kill them. Ok Children lets tell stories and fairytales so it wouldn't be so annoying and boring. remember kids to not attack the workers because of bad mood or because you are sleepy and you dont want to be annoyed. they bring to us food after all.
1.76MHz: *acts like always* *makes white noises*
Bird of punishment: *just sleeps on his tree* *how good that he is too far away from noise, or it wouldn't sleep all night and he would try to run away*
Wall gazer: *stii faces wall*
Laetitia: *sings little lullaby* *takes her "gifts"* *yawn*
Dont worry my friends, we are going to have great friends here, they are already so great. But we'll need to find the right person that will be good at keeping you safe. *lays on floor* heh in my opinion, if we'll ask gently them to bring here for all of us beds it will be great isn't? *falls asleep*
Sis: that Laetitia was acting strange when we Elisa was there.
Me: i have a theory, like Laetitia is dressed like 19th or early 20th century child in my opinion or maybe earlier, i am bad at historical fashion anyway. In my opinion its mechanical movements can be explained that she is something like marionette, you ever watched horror film called Scream? Ah ok nevermind.
Angela: not bad for a theory
Sis: ok we gotta go bye! *closes comp* we need to talk really seriously
Me: Yuri! Stop! There is no more Elisa for you!
Yuri: ah wait what?
Sis: good, it worked.
