Me and my sis playing lobotomy corporation
Me: Sis, please make my wish :3
*after hours of persuasion*
Me: so lets start with basics! *explains everything about abnormalities, the skull guy(dont force me to write their full names please) act and TRALALALA!
Sis: fuck this shit! *runs away after first day in game*
Me: COME BACK HERE NYAAAAAAAH! *chasing*
*after a week of chasing my sister*
*this time i somehow holded her so she wasn't able to run this time!*
me: choose our new abnormally monster!
sis: this cant get any worse right? *chooses grandma*
*i already had grandma before i started playing this game so its was easy*
sis: the game is getting more interesting.
Sis: *chooses meat lantern*
me: o i didn't had this in my first walkthrought!
Sis: OMG this one is so cute :3
*after of our first meeting with meat lantern*
*Meat Lantern comes out and eats someone*
Me and my sis: O_O ... *dead silence*
Sis: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE!
ME: I SAID THAT I DIDN'T MET IT! WHY YOU CHOSE IT?! PANICKING! PANICKING!
*after we learned about it more and we with miracle completed the day*
ME: oh so its only needed temperence lvl 1...
Sis: choosing new one! *chooses theresia*
Me: so... oh you chose Theresia :D
Sis: let me guess you already had this one and it was good?
*next day opening information team!*
Sis: sis i chose a butterfly!
me: *looks* O_O *sights* thanks to god its not butterfly, its just a fat fairy.
*choosing the burning girl!*
*because of problems we weren't able to complete this day fast and we were stuck there for a long time*
Me: HOLY SHIT! WE ARE DOOMED!
Me: *turns her head* THE BURNING GIRL! SHE RAN AWAY! WE ARE SO DOOMED! SHE IS GOING TO BOOM AND KILL EVERYONE THERE!
Sis: AAAAAAH WHAT SHOULD WE DO!
ME: MOVE THEM! MOVE THEM IN OTHER ROOM!
SIS: OH *%# IT ISN'T WORKING!
*the burning girl boomed*
Sis: HOly i dont know what to say here! THEY ARE ALIVE!
*happy music and hugging with tears*
Sis: *chooses the naked woman*
Me: *oh crap i dont remember what we should do with her* *i played demo but i dont remember .-_-.*
Me: lets test her instincts!
*and after because of other reason we weren't able to complete the day fast*
Sis: *SCREAMS* OH MY CRAP! WHAT THE HECK WAS THIS .O_O.
Me: oh i remembered. SHE DID IT! *points on naked woman with a evil voice* because we weren't visiting her fo a long time she decided to scare us :D
Sis: you couldn't warned me?!
Sis: AAH MY EYES! I AM ALREADY TIRED!
ME: Me too :) *cant close eyes*
Sis: *chooses book that is made from skin*
Sis: *chooses butterfly face*
ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D: FUCK YoU!
Sis: you are saying it to me?
Me: TO BOTH OF YOU! You know why he holds coffin?
Me: oh i'll tell you why! FOR THE START HE WILL RUN AWAY AND HE WILL KILLS EVERYONE AND HE WILL PUT US IN THAT COFFIN!
Me: YES AND BECAUSE OF HIM I LOST GAME D:< AND WHY THE HECK YOU HAD TO HAVE SO LONG ARMS >:( WHY THE HECK YOU DIDN'T ASKED ME BEFORE CHOOSING THIS MOTH THAT CRAPS IN THAT COFFIN!
Sis: wait does he really do it? :)
Me: NEIN! AND STOP PISSING ME FOR FUN!
*after our first meeting with him*
Me: send our people to die, we'll lose anyway -_-
Sis: why the heck you are so heartless?!
Me: in real life i amn't heartless and you in real life aren't so emotional.
sis: but we are sending them to death!
ME: Oh wait i am a bad cop and you are good cop! And btw that butterfly face is death himself belive me, i experienced that.
Sis: oh Holy cheese burger without meat, Meat lantern ran out!
*meat lantern eats someone*
Me: OMG TAK DO YOU SEE IT?!
Me: that stupid moth is going to Meat Lantern.
ME and sis: HAHAHAHAA *evil laught* we are going to see the battle of titans!
*the butterfly attacks Lanter from far*
ME: ok lantern is doomed how i see
Sis: COME ON COMECOKEMCOEMCOEMC ON@!
*the stupid butterfly goes to Meaty*
Me and sis: OH SHITOHSHITOHSHIT! MEAT LANTERN WON! OUR SAVIOR! .^_^.
sis: oh shit there is only Yuri left.
Yuri: .o-o. *the only poor worker left alive*
Me: faster lets collect energy before that stupid thing that is butterfly or moth with coffin ran away again.
*didn't make it in time and that stupid thingo with coffin ran away and with him ran away Meat lantern*
ME: LMAO our savior knows when he needs to help us >:D
Sis: he is truly our savior >:>D
*and meaty won this time too*
Yuri: Fuck those stupid girls .o~o.
*after this day bootyfly ran away again*
Sis: W.H.A.T W.E S.H.O.U.L.D D.O?
Me: we should force Meaty to run away. What he dislikes more?
*after of several times doing so*
Sis: why the heck it isn't running away?!
Sis: lets do something else with him!
ME: NOOOO! He dislikes this REPRESSION!
Sis: i promise if we'll lose i wont start playing this game again!
Me: like you would have a choice. You remember that i am having birthday in march? =)
Yuri: please butterfly with the dam coffin come and kill me! because of them died my friends! i want to be with them!
Butterfly: Nu if you are asking me, i'll try to come =)
Yuri: NO NO! come now! I cant take it anymore!
ME: oh fuckin dam miracle Meaty finally broke free!
Butterfly: you %^## i wanted to kill him! >=(
Meaty: *turns* you can fight me and take him from my belly if you wont lose again you stupid moth in a costume!
Angela: Managers, you lose the day, you should start this day over.
Me and sis: ok lets watch the battle of titans 2 and we'll go to sleep
Angela: *sight* what a stupid kids. *disappears*
Sis: i thought Meaty was on our side!
Me: tak-tak we repressioned it, you know that its bad right? you would like it on his place?
Sis: But it was Yuri we just were commanding-
Yuri's ghost: *shows middle fingers*
Sis: wait, justice was executed, Yuri repressioned meaty and he was eaten, we were commanding him and many died because of us so we lost the game.
Yuri: fuck you *goes in heaven*
Me: karma, now i feel bad. Meaty was the one who saved us, and with what we paid him? We just repressioned him till he ate Yuri.
Sis: geez i didn't thought that the game would be so hard.
ME: *opens game* *restarts game*
Angela: *sits on chair with a turned back* *turns* Oh so you came back... without your big sister, i see...
Lobotomy corporation is really a great game. In my opinion it deserves more fans and respect, its still a demo but its great and now it has a plot.