Feb 2, 2024
Me: *finally beats Genesis in modaoheim*
Me: haha! I’m getting better at this!
Angeal: aww that’s sweet, Gen hunny hold my flower.
Genesis: I’ve got you’re flower babe. Beat their ass.
Me: …I hate this game.
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Me: *finally beats Genesis in modaoheim*
Me: haha! I’m getting better at this!
Angeal: aww that’s sweet, Gen hunny hold my flower.
Genesis: I’ve got you’re flower babe. Beat their ass.
Me: …I hate this game.
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Mass Effect 2 Playthrough Commentary: Ft. Me & My Bro
Tali(best girl and cinnamon roll I love her so much #protectTali2k19): Base camp, this is Tali come in!
Me: Hey sweetie!!! :D
*innocent bug walks into the full force of unstable sunlight of a dying star*: *incinerates into nothing*
Bro: RIP bug.
Reeger(aka best Quarian side character ever): *Exists*
Me: Youre doing amazing bby 10/10 boi most excellent.
*scene changes to see The Elusive Man standing up*, Me: Oh he's standing--*gasp* he can stand!?!???
Harbinger: You cannot resist.
Me: I mean I can resist brownies in pretty sure I can resist you.
Harbinger: You will know pain Shepard.
Bro: He says as he disintegrates.
Me, returning from the bathroom: I'm back. Did you die?
Bro: no.
*sound of Tali dying*
Bro: but Tali just did.
Me:...
Me: Destroy him.
Harbinger: this hurts you...
Me: yah but so does depression and that hasn't stopped me before.
Harbinger: We are Harbinger.
Bro, instantly: No youre not.
Me: what does the fireball of death even do.
Me: I dont like the praetorian and im trying to come up with a pun for its name but I cant think of anything.
Me: probably bc it's face is already a joke.
Bro, running at -2% health away from the Praetorian(nasty horseshoe crab boi with a bunch of skulls in its mouth and an OP shield/attack): ayyy get recked m8.
Me: uh-ohh we got a fire boi.
*Tali releases a little drone friend*
Both of us: Drone friends
Me: this one's name is Carl 2. Surely this one will survive.
Carl 2 did not survive the next 2 minutes of gameplay. Press 'F' to pay respects.
Harbinger: We are harbinger.
Me: no. I'm harbinger. Youre bad at this. Youre bad at teamwork.
Me: Harbinger is just a pretentious mean-girl when you think about it.
Collector Homeworld: *is Located in Impossible and Impossibly Dangerous Location*
Shepard: that's where we're going.
Entire Normandy Crew: Welp, guess I'll die.
Kelly(friendly psychologist side character who tells you when you have unread in-game messages): Aliens tho (╭☞⏓.⏓)╭☞
Me: I...
Tali: *Is accused of treason*
Me, Bro, Shepard, and half the people in the entire Universe: *cocks gun* Say that again.
Hamlet reproduction with all Elcor cast holy--
Volus Dude they just finished interrogating: so uh... Can I go...?
Garrus: sure but if we dont find [info guy theyre looking for] we're coming back for you.
Volus Dude: Oh... Good.
Me: friggin-- same.
Me @ the dying NPC: can you stop screaming I'm trying to make a point.
Shepard in every cutscene regardless of class or gun: *holds assault rifle*
Me: Shepard put the gun down. Shepard why. Shepard. Shepard stop. Shep-- you have a sniper rifle.
That moment when the enemy AI's potty dance outmanuvers your bullets.
Bro, mildly horrified: OH NO WE F O R G O T T O T A L K T O G A R R U S
Me: *playing DMC 4, in like mission 2* “Is there a fucking reason we can’t take the god damn ladder?”
Me: “Oh, right. This is Vergil’s kid. We can’t do anything the easy way if there’s a hard way to do it.”
Just in case you were wondering, no I didn't pay attention to the part where my mission told me I was going into a volcano. And yes. I walked through the pretty "red water" for a shortcut.
15/10 sith inquisitor genius here
We have TREES
Imagine that
Honestly this only really stands out to me because I waffling on about Avenging Son earlier and Fabian notes he saw a tree ONCE when he was young in one of the scenes
Damn Rogue Traders flexing their wealth and privilege
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trust me I have pondered the statistical improbability of this particular Rogue Trader to the point of absurdity
(also Eogunn is an interesting character so far)
Goddamned Fae. This is why you never make deals with them.
"Yeah, yeah. If you wanna give me a nickname, just call me your queen."