Jan 29, 2017
Why? Just why you gotta do this to the poor poor poor children?
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Why? Just why you gotta do this to the poor poor poor children?
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Leverage / Plane Safty
The Mile High Job - season 1, episode 8 (2009)
Parker: In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. But let’s face it, if this thing goes down in the water, more than likely, the impact will kill you. Please take a moment to locate the nearest emergency exit. Because if this plane’s on fire, you’re gonna wanna get out quick. Jet fuel burns at over a thousand degrees! That’s hot, folks.
The Office / Bros before hoes
A Benihana Christmas - season 3, episode 10 (2006)
Michael: Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'!
Modern Family / Jägermeister
Moon Landing - season 1, episode 14 (2010)
Alex: What’s Jägermeister?
Phil: You know how in a fairy tale there’s always a potion that makes a princess fall asleep and then the guys start kissing her? Well this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
Parks and Recreations / The Swansons Pyramid of Greatness
Go Big or Go Home - season 3, episode 1 (2009)
Ron: Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons. Behold ! The Swansons Pyramid of Greatness.
I have been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include:
Teamwork: very important. Equally important: Selfishness. Take what's yours. America, the only country that matters. If you want to expirience other cultures, use an atlas or a ham radio. Cursing: there's only one bad word -Texas. Haircuts: there are three acceptable haircuts- high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut. Are the scissors broken in your house, son? Animal proteins: 4 to 8 servings daily- cow, pig, chicken, deer. Fish: for sport only. Fish meat is practicly a vegateble. Friends: one to three is sufficient. Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Skim milk?
Kids: Avoided, Sir.
Ron: Physical fitness. Honor. Facial Hair. Living in the woods. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Crying (acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon). B.O. Cabins. Skim milk: that's right, it's on here twice, aviod it. Masonary.Stillness. Torso. Intensity. Old wooden sailing ships: They're beautiful.
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Scrubs / Things I Don't Care About
My Old Friend's New Friend - season 4, episode 1 (2004)
Dr. Cox: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman
PB AND J
This is what happens when you are eating a PB and J.
1. I had the nerve to walk up to my mom and bieberblast her.
2. My sister "had to go somewhere" and slam the door in my dog's face (the little one i might add)
3. I ate the bread for our grilled cheese for lunch
4. well this doesn't really count but my mom and I almost forgot again what time piano lessons are ;)
**eating lettuce like they are chips out of a bag but now i wanna a cookie! ****had to take a shower in the dark because our lightbulb went out!! Also.......still doing my test for my writing class....but now im on the upper easy part...what a whew moment..welp, yup yup that's what im doing. whatta about you??