#pk magic

Lucas: hi Ashley :3

Ashley: Hey, Lucas. 

Lucas: the cat t-shirt u wore today really complimented your eyes

Ashley: Aw, are you trying to flirt?

Lucas: maaaaaaaaybe 0///u///0

Ashley: Okay, give me a second.

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Ashley: Okay, I got some.

Lucas: lets hear it

Ashley: Your mitochondria are so luscious and full, like perfectly ripe watermelons.

Lucas: wut? lol

Ashley: The ribosomes on your endoplasmic reticulum are like a garden of roses. The cytoskeleton of your cell membranes are smoother tan a teflon nano-fiber spatula.

Lucas: Ashley I’m not good at science what are any of those? I only know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Ashley: I asked Jeff for extra compliments since he was close by. Were they not good?

Lucas: I'm pretty sure only a person really into science would get that. But it was cute!

Ashley: >///~///< 

Lucas: What thing?

Ashley: The thing that never fails to make me happy.

Lucas, thinking: …..Oh.

Lucas: (Smiles)

It’s a lunch break in the Smash Mansion.

(Ashley is showing pictures on her phone, of her and her pet demon, Red, to her “friend”, Lucas. She shows a picture of her and Red standing side-by-side and both of them are smiling.)

Lucas: Ashley, you’re smiling.

Ashley: WHA-? (fumbles with her phone in shock and looks at the picture)

Ashley: (jumps in fear)

Ashley: (giving Lucas a dollar bill) Forget what you just saw.

Lucas: (surprised and confused) Money?!

Ashley: (timidly, covering her mouth with the dollar bill) Well, no…it’s just that….I look so weird.

Lucas: Not at all! Your smile is so cute!

Ashley: ……Do I not look weird?

Lucas: Not at all!

Ashley: Then…(awkwardly tries to smile)

Ashley: (covers her blushy face with her hands) (whines in embarrassment)

Lucas: No, no! You were almost there!

Ashley: (blushing harder) (speaking into her hands) I can’t!

Lucas: (holds up Ashley’s phone with a picture of Red on it) Then don’t look at me! Look at Red! Smile, smile.

Ashley: (trying to smile) Smile. Smile.

Mario: (walking by, singing) Pasta, pasta..Wha-! 

(Lucas is stretching Ashley’s cheeks into a smile)

Sonic: Hey, Ash. What’s u…

(He stops to see that Ashley looks beyond mortified, basically to the point where the colors have been drained from her entirely.)

Sonic: A-A-Ashley? Ashley? Ashley? (grabs Ashley’s shoulder and starts shaking her) Earth to Ashley!

Ashley: H-huh? Oh, Sonic! I-I was hoping Lucas would show, but I guess you’ll have to do.

Sonic: What’s the matter? You look scared.

Ashley: That’s because I am scared, you moron!

Sonic: One, never call me a moron again. In fact, don’t call anyone a moron again. Two, what are you afraid of? I’ve known you to be the type of person who’s almost never scared of…well, anything!

Ashley: It’s not a what that I’m scared of. It’s a who. 

Sonic: Ok, who are you afraid of? Did you see the version of me before they redesigned him?

Ashley: Believe me, if it was that, I’d be dead. It’s…well, it’s…

Sonic: Ganondorf?

Ashley: What? NO!

Sonic: Ridley?

Ashley: Nuh-uh! And if you say Lucas next, I will curse you with slow speeds for the rest of your life.

Sonic: Then just tell me!

Ashley: I’m scared of…of…

Sonic: Yes?

Ashley: I’m scared of…that guy!

(Ashley points at…Doomguy, who is currently playing Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee on his Switch.)

Sonic: The Slayer? Seriously? What’s so scary about him?

Ashley: Are you seriously asking that?!

Sonic: Well, yeah! The Slayer’s a pretty chill guy!

Ashley: D-do you even know…what the Slayer does?

Sonic: He…kills demons?

Ashley: Yes! And what exactly is Red, as well as all the monsters I’ve summoned?!

Sonic: They’re…all…demons.

Ashley: Yes, and that’s why I’m scared! To say the Slayer’s infamous in the Demon Realms would be an understatement! Last week, several demons were sent out to fight him in mortal combat! Not one of them came back! NOT ONE!!

Sonic: (sighs) Ashley…you’re a witch with powerful magic spells and a boyfriend gifted with psychic powers. He just has guns. Lots and lots of guns. Plus, he can run out of ammo. You can’t. Why are you scared of him when you can both easily overpower the guy?

Ashley: Well, you’ve got a point there. I guess in that case…I am stronger than him! What am I saying? Of course I’m stronger than him! I’m the Great Ashley! And I’ll be the one to finally bring down the Doom Slayer!

Doomguy: Hey, Sonic. What’s this little kid blathering on about?

(Ashley turns around…and Doomguy’s right behind her.)

Doomguy: What’s your name, sweetie!

Ashley: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

(In a panic, she rushes in a frenzy to Lucas’s room, banging on the door until Lucas opens it, and Ashley rushes on in.)

Ashley: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, my dearly beloved!

(Ashley kisses him, which can be heard out the door.)

Doomguy: (confused) What was that about?

Ashley: Who DARES disturb the Great Ashley in the middle of her-

(Yeah, it’s Lucas)

Lucas: Hi, Ashley.

Ashley: O-oh, Lucas! (gives him a peck on the cheek) I wasn’t expecting you to be here!

Lucas: Pretty sure you were, seeing as how you called me to tell me you had something to show me. (under his breath) Something that doesn’t involve Magicant in any way.

Ashley: Oh, right! Of course I did!

Lucas: So what is it you wanted me to see?

Ashley: Oh, yeah! Th-the thing! Well, it’s a magical song I’ve been working on for a long time that can act as a Final Smash for me! Once my opponents hear my extraordinary singing voice…well, it’s best you just hear it yourself.

Lucas: Well, to be honest, I didn’t know you could sing. That should be interesting!

Ashley: Oh, it most certainly will! To the ball room I installed a few weeks ago! I gotta tell you, Lucas, I absolutely cannot wait for you to hear my angelic voice! Pull the lever, Red! 

(Red pulls the lever on the left, and Lucas falls down a trap door, screaming all the way down) 

Ashley: (death glare)

Red: (chuckling nervously) O-oops. Wrong lever…

(Out comes Lucas out another door, with a skull biting his hiney)

Lucas: Okay…(PK Fires the skull off his butt) why do you even have that lever? 

(Joker and Lucas are chilling after a fighting match)

Lucas: This might seem weird, but do you have any love advice?

Joker: Your talking to a guy with 9 girlfriends that I maintain through the law of the multiverse… And plus, you don’t need advice, Ashley already likes you back.

Lucas: I know, I just want to talk to her without being all weird…

Joker: Just talk to her like if you were talking to a friend. Don’t get distracted.

Lucas: Well- it’s not that easy….

Joker: How about you talk to her, and I hide behind a bush and tell you how you did?

Lucas: Sure.

(Later)

Joker (whispering): Do it, Lucas! Or you’re a chicken!

Lucas: Fine…

Joker: REMEMBER THE ADVICE!

Lucas: Hi!

Ashley: Oh, hey Lucas!

Lucas (blushing): I CANT DO IT!!!

Ashley: Can’t do wha-

(Lucas runs behind a bush)

Joker: Really?

Lucas: How was it?

Joker: About a -7/10!

(Joker pushes Lucas towards Ashley)

Lucas: HI! AGAIN!

Ashley: Hi, where did you go?

Lucas: WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME.

Ashley (blushing): Sure.

(Lucas runs behind a bush)

Lucas: How did I do?

Lucas: Hey! I think you’re really cool! I like you a lot!

Lucas, blushing: Maybe later we can hang out or something….

Ashley, eyes sparkling: ….Yes.

Toon Link: Hey, I wanna hang out too!

Ashley: (death glare)

(Ashley is working on spells in her library, and focused on an object she wants to cast a spell on)

Ashley: Hocus Pocus!

(Lucas enters the room)

Lucas: Oh, hey Ashley!

Ashley: LUCAS, MOVE!!!

Lucas: Wh-Why should I move?

(He eventually finds out that the spell Ashley is casting is moving right towards him)

Lucas (getting hit by the magic): AWOAHA-

(Ashley is covering her eyes but then looks through her fingers to see what happened to Lucas)

Ashley: *starts laughing*

Lucas (blushing): What’s so funny?

(Lucas realizes he is as small as a Barbie doll)

Ashley (blushing): Aww! Your so tiny and cute!

Tiny Lucas (Thinking): She is probably thinking of a spell to get me back to normal again…

Ashley (Thinking out loud): I’ve always wanted a pocket boyfriend…