reactions to pj reader and choso (a death painting abomination) getting together:
maki -> doesn't understand it but respects the game. sometimes your jujutsu clan family just makes you go insane and permanently damages you in a psychosexual way
megumi -> horrified. he's better than your exes but why couldn't you find a normal human. yuki was RIGHT THERE.
yuki -> has been wingmanning for choso for several months in the star corridor. pops a bottle of champagne after it happens
granny tengen -> toasts yuki. but tells choso very seriously to take care of you after she is gone and it makes him cry so ugly
principal yaga -> has a stroke. he has raised his adoptive child wrong.
inumaki -> "salmon, salmon, seaweed" ("but he's loyal, I like him")
panda -> asks if this makes choso his brother in law (you reply: "since when were choso and I married???")
yuuji -> says he's excited to definitely be your actual brother in law ("no, really, why is everyone assuming we're getting married?????")
gojo -> wants choso to call him his papa in law. you call him gross and tell him never to talk to your boyfriend again
your actual blood related family -> disowns you permanently