Yuuri: There's this kid in my class who is illegally hot, Pitchit, I'm going to die. What do I do???
Pitchit: *not looking up* spill your spaghettios on him at lunch, he's probably an asshole. Then you won't like him anymore
*later*
Yuuri, kicking down the door: HIS NAME IS VIKTOR, HE'S HOT, NICE, AND I SPILLED MOTHERFUCKING SPAHGETTIOS ON HIM
Pitchit: Uh Oh spaghettios







