#piss-take

Avril 14th by Aphex Twin, off the drukqs LP.

Worm-riddled tomes bid me good morning;

A rumbling and hollowed-out stomach bids me good afternoon;

So yeah, my tumblr is really controversial.

I think this needs to be the post were I just LET LOOSE.

All of you reading this, right now, waiting for me to say something controversial, this one is for you.

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Come on guys, some things can't be unseen.

DOGS ARE HAIRY AND HAVE LEGS!

OMG SO CONTROVERSIAL.

I'm such a trouble maker.

"There's a precis at the beginning of each episode... For idiots."

Virginia lay, succumbing to her mournfulness on the grey stones, her heavy heart thumping erratically in her heaving bosom. Her eyes flickered and she exclaimed aloud, “oh dear me, do you think she really is dead?” Virginia couldn’t deal with the answer, she was far too feeble for reality so attempted to conceal her head in her quavering hands.

Suddenly she found herself listening to the echoing footsteps on the cobbled path. Her weak figure struggled to stand as Virginia grabbed hold of the cold metal handle of the church door. “Why oh why is there no handsome man to save me?” she ejaculated as her head turned, the woman was there again, in the shadows, blood pouring from her multitude of skirts. The incomer stretched her thin arms and moaned, a dark lonely moan, a moan! “Oh goodness,” Virginia whispered to herself,  this was not something a woman must be exposed to she thought, and promptly died on the cobbles before her.

At this the frightful grey woman laughed to herself and thought how wonderful it would be to eat Virginia. She moaned again and stumbled forwards, step by step – banging into the walls and contorting her meek body that if had not had been bound by evil would be so beautiful and delightful for a man to perceive. The woman cackled as she reached the body of Virginia, “arrrrrghhhh, ye look so voluptuous”. She fell on top of Virginia and grabbed her wooden stick, “first I must stick this wood in her.” And so she did, deep, piercing her, it was murder – murder!

Piss-take.