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sometimes the shame kicks in that im kin from shrek the musical and other times i sit there like "hell yeah fuck u i kin from shrek!!" only other problem is that theres absolutely no one else. the shrek kin tag is 1. empty and 2. the only posts are from years ago. i'm so lonely dfjgfjfhffs,, - pinocchio (#🩹👑)
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(Hi mpc Idk if you put cw tags on stuff like underage drinking but if you do then this needs one. I'm of age now but I and a lot of friends weren't when this happened in source👍)
You know. hate to admit that Bubblegum and Whiskey (something I repeatedly brought up and made other people consume in source lmao. Horrendous running gag. Chew the bubblegum ((uncomfortably long)) then take a shot and wash it down.) DOES suck and I only liked it because I didn't have taste buds and honestly barely had to chew I had. A chute. But yeah I tried it like yesterday out of curiosity and GODS what the fuck was I doing.
How did the boys on toy island do that. What. So young but immune to choking or the burn of the worst chemical concoction I've ever consumed. Innards of steel. How did I convince my friends this was good. Were they lying to me?? Or were we so deranged we thought it was good. Or was it just fantasy bullshit because my source is a fantasy comedy show horror elements edition (it's this one I know)
But yeah don't recommend. I almost threw up a little because I swallowed the bubblegum wrong it was bad. It was a bad bubblegum flavour and brand that probably didn't help. Maybe it ALSO didn't help that I don't particularly like whiskey? Idk man. Maybe I should try bubblegum and rum next time /j
- Pinocchio (neverafter) #castelet🧵🦂
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I'm very certain that my friends are living new lives too, just not necessarily in the same world I'm in right now and even if they are hey what are the chances of them finding me? And I think I'm okay with that. But then. There's this cat.
Stray cat. Black cat, really cute. Follows me around on my way from the bus back home and is an absolute piece of shit. Like it's so cheeky?? If it could speak it would lie to me constantly. Love that guy. If this continues for much longer I might try to take it to the vet to see if it's chipped or anything because it's insane how human friendly this cat is, and if not I might try to adopt it. What does that have to do with anything? ITS PIB. PIB PUSS IN BOOTS. What is this why is this shithead cat SO much like him.
So yeah insanely wishful thinking and probably definitely not true but this cat acts SO much like my old best friend and I'm just like. What the fuck is going on. PiB. Puss last name in Boots. Or just cat. I'm fine if you're just the cat I'll still love you bro just. PiB. PiB you HAVE to fucking tell me if you followed me into a different life. PIB. PIB ARE YOU SLASH J OR SLASH SRS.
-Pinocchio (neverafter) #castelet🧵🦂
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What do you MEAN I'm the sick and twisted version of Pinocchio??? What is this kin. I will NEVER live this down. Look at me I'm the boy of god damn destiny I have a fucking chute in my leg to expel food and it's CLOGGED with bubblegum and whiskey. The kin gods are ridiculing me.
(The kin memories I've been getting of this are very specific and make me very sad. Oh what a wonderful day.)
- Pinocchio (Neverafter) #castelet🧵🦂
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for the meme sounding kin game:
definitely pinocchio (shrek the musical) and the jester (town of salem). second one really only sounds like a meme to people who play the game though, so it's not as bad.
also, SHREK?!? ive never seen ANYONE on here from shrek the musical, im very happy to see you around! i hope youre doing well!!
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@ weirdest kin question? definitely pinocchio specifically from shrek the musical
