Just when you think youâve done it, you find another way to put more pink into your life.
It starts in the morning, when you wake up. Before you check socials, before you check the news or the weather - edge, like a good girl should.Â
Because, really - you donât need to check the weather, youâre going to dress to put yourself on display, regardless of the cold. As for the news - donât be silly, a girl like you wouldnât really understand it anyway. Checking your socials is important - but it feels so much better to watch your bestiesâ stories and reels while you rub, doesnât it?Â
Now that youâve had your edge, youâre ready to get up and get ready for the day. Which means itâs time to shower - and, of course, time to tease yourself more! - but donât get too distracted or youâll end up grinding into your palm, all dayâŚagain.
All thatâs easy, though. Now the tricky part - after you finish getting ready (and edge a little), and finish getting dressed (and rub a little), and finish getting makeup on (and grind a little), you still need to keep your brain in a pink haze while you go about your day.
But fortunately, thatâs easy!
We talked before about trying to use small words, and using dumber words, all so that no one mistakes you for a girl who has any brains at all. Weâve talked about using your girlwords, and other ways to advertise that you do best when things are mansplained and dumbed-down for you. Donât be afraid to act your IQ, whether thatâs a 32B or a 38GG, and remember to giggle whenever you donât understand something.
But all of that requires that you focus - and thatâs not what edged-out bimbos do best. So letâs talk about what you can do to fill your brain with pink, without having to think about it!
Find a few simple and innocent and girly things - like applying lipgloss, mindlessly checking your phone, giggling at nothing - and make it a pink routine. Make it a part of every routine you have that makes you pink; every time you edge, if you need a break, play through your pink routine; when you have a blonde moment and your brain feels empty, play through your pink routine. Whenever you spend an extra long time on your makeup, whenever you get a new pair of heels, play through your pink routine. If you stay consistent about doing that over and over, your pink routine will help keep you in the right mindset, whenever you do it!
Of course, weâve already touched on the obvious and oft-repeated âturn off auto-correctâ - and thatâs a great way to really make it clear and show off exactly how brainless you are, and every time you go to type out a text youâll be reminded that youâre just a dummy! If thatâs not enough, another way to keep your brain pink is to make your lock screen a selfie - one you take right after a hard edge - so that every time you look at your phone, you remember how great it felt! And if mindlessly checking your phone is a part of your pink routine, that only adds to how much better itâll make you feel!
For even more of a pink routine, every time you play through it more than ten times a day, give yourself a little treat!