#pinatacentralofficial

“Guys, guys! Enough with the fighting!”

“Don’t you two dudes get tired of bein’ like, crabby all the time? Must be a real pain in the patootie, bruh..”

“How’s bout you two bros kiss and make up?”

...

“Aw, look Kazooie! A lone fuzzy-lookin’ froggy, wanderin’ around here!”

But where is here? If a frog with a silly cap was hopping around, without googly eyes, the duo knew they stepped out of their usual territory in the Isle O’ Hags.

“Waaaait a gawrsh darn minute, where in duh hyuck are we?” He looked towards Kazooie, who gave a clueless shrug.

“[Don’t look at me, that one pink creature who spoke in garbles didn’t help us either. It feels like we’re in a half-baked cartoon based off a video game..]”