#pigeoff

Depends on what word it is. If they forget to put a space in “fuck you,” it might be the time to end the conversation.

 Well, damn.

Yeah. A likely story >.>

1: The last person you kissed screams they love you, you say...

"Shhh, inside voices."

2: Did you get to sleep in today?

Yup. Until 1 in the afternoon.

3: You never know what you got until you lose it?

False. I know what I have every time I take inventory of my assets.

4: Do you have siblings?

Yes. Three brothers. I'm the second oldest.

5: How many kids do you want?

Three. Newton, Lincoln, and Reinette.

6: Who was the last person you held hands with?

Geoff.

7: Did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss?

Nah. She's shorter than me. Besides that, I don't think I've stood on my tippy-toes to kiss ever.

8: Do you think if you died, the last person you kissed would care?

I certainly hope so.

9: Last person to talk on the phone?

Some lady named Joyce who was looking for my mom.

10: Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone?

Yeah. Bean did.

11: When’s your birthday?

Next Thursday.

12: Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?

Not really. It's kinda lost among all the other kisses.

13: What kind of phone do you have?

The crappy kind.

14: Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?

Pajama pants.

15: Are you a different person now than you were 5 years ago?

Absolutely.

16: What were you doing at 4 am?

Sleeping.

17: Would you rather write a paper or give a speech?

Write a speech. Haaaaa.

18: Are you lying to yourself about something?

Probably.

19: Last night you felt…?

Anxious and sick.

20: What’s something you cannot wait for?

The next time I get to see my boyfriend.

21: Ever told your parents you were going somewhere but when somewhere different?

I don't think so.

22: How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Eleven.

23: Are you a morning or night person?

Definitely a night person.

24: What did you get your last bruise from?

Geoff.

25: Do you reply to all of your texts?

Only if I have something to say.

26: Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for. What do you do?

Answer it. I always answer my phone.

27: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

Nope.

28: Anyone you would like to get things straight with? Probably, but no one comes immediately to mind.

29: How many months until your birthday?

About 1/4.

30: Favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?

Crackers.

31: Did you like this past summer?

The one that just happened was lovely.

32: What were you doing before you got on the computer?

Cleaning my room.

33: Your ex is sitting next to you, with their new partner. What do you do?

Make polite conversation, and ask what they're doing on my bed. And then probably tactfully get them out of my house.

34: What is the last thing you said out loud?

"Of course."

35: Your mood summed into one word?

Chill.

36: Are you doing anything else besides taking this survey?

Listening to music and talking with Charlotte and Geoff.

37: What are your initials?

KRP. Same as my dad and older brother.

38: Are you a happy person?

Not generally, but I'm not a sad person either.

39: Do you still talk to the person you liked 4 months ago?

I'm still dating the person I "liked" 4 months ago.

40: Where do you want to live when your older?

Somewhere cool and pleasant. The actual destination is less important.

41: Have you had your birthday this year?

Not yet.

42: What did you do yesterday?

Showered, made popcorn, and went to a party.

43: What will you be doing tomorrow?

Might be hanging out with Delaney and Sonia.

44: How late did you stay up last night?

2 am.

45: Is there anyone you would do anything for?

Yes.

46: Is it hard to make you laugh?

Not really.

47: Do you believe ex’s can be just friends?

Absolutely. I'm fairly close friends with one of mine.

48: Do you think any of your exes will eventually want to be with you again?

That's a weird question for me depending on what you count as an ex. So...kinda? Yes?

49: How many people have you had feelings for in the year of 2012?

I have feelings about everybody. This is a silly question.

50: Do you wish your ex was dead?

Nope. That'd be silly and shallow.

51: Have you ever dyed your hair?

Nah. I wanted to in middle school, though.

52: Would ever take back someone that cheated?

Probably not.

53: Was New Year’s Eve enjoyable?

Yeah. Spent it with my grandparents.

54: Bet you’re missing someone right now?

Only always.

55: How would your parents react if you got a tattoo?

I can't imagine that either of them would care, as long as it was tasteful.

56: Sleep on your back or stomach?

SLEEP ON MY SIDE BECAUSE I DON'T CONFORM TO YOUR SLEEPING POSITION BINARY.

57: If you could move away, no questions asked, where would it be?

Right now? Pasco.

58: What would you change about your life right now?

Geoff's address.

59: Has anything upset you in the past week?

Yes.

60: Are you on the phone?

Not at the moment.

61: Today, would you rather go forward a week or back?

One week forward.

62: Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car?

The money. A car is of no use to me right now.

63: Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?

Yeah. Good times.

64: Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?

Nope.

65: Have you ever copied someone elses homework?

I don't think so.

66: Are you the type of person who likes to be out or at home?

Depends on the day.

67: Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up?

Yes, or its equivalent.

68: Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone?

Nah.

69: Could you use some sleep right now?

I could always use some sleep.

70: Are you going to have a baby by the time you’re 18?

Lawlnope.

71: Does it bother you when someone hides things from you?

Only if I care about them.

72: What’s your favorite color?

Bright green.

73: Have you ever slept in the same room with someone you liked?

Yes. It was awesome.

74: Have you ever been looking for something and it was already in your hand?

Every once in a while.

75: Do you get annoyed easily?

Depends on who I'm with.

76: If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?

Yeah.Makes things less awkward.

77: Do you have a person of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to?

Yup.

78: Does anyone call you babe? Yeah (:

79: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Two.

80: What do you prefer, relationship or one night stand?

I only have experience with one of those. So relationship.

81: What color hoodie did you wear last?

Purple.

82: Is there someone who meant a lot to you at one point, and isn’t around anymore?

1. What are you wearing?

My plaid pajama pants with a patch in the knee, a white wife beater, and a tie-dye jacket.

2. Ever been in love?

Mhmmm.

3. Ever had a terrible breakup?

None of them were really all that bad.

4. How tall are you?

5'6"

5. How much do you weigh?

About 150 pounds.

6. Any tattoos do you want?

I'm considering getting a tattoo of the words "do not let go" integrated with an infinity sign somewhere on my body some day, but it's not a solid plan yet.

7. Any piercings that you want?

Not in particular.

9. Favorite Show?

Oh my gosh, don't do this to me. Firefly or Doctor Who, I suppose.

10. Favorite bands?

Chameleon Circuit, Eleventyseven, and Mayday Parade are the first that come to mind.

11. Something you miss?

Rockstar. I need one. 

12. Favorite song?

Right now, it's People Help the People by Birdy

13. How old are you?

I'll be seventeen in a month.

14. Zodiac sign?

Leo.

15. Hair Color?

Brown.

16. Favorite Quote?

"Listen, like I told you, Captain, that orphanage attacked me! It was self defense!"

-Looking for Group

17. Favorite singer?

Birdy.

18. Favorite color?

Bright green.

19. Loud music or soft?

Depends on if I need to concentrate or not. 

20. Where do you go when you're sad?

Inside my brain.

21. How long does it take you to shower?

Ten minutes.

22. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

Twenty minutes.

23. Ever been in a physical fight?

Yup. Got the scars to prove it.

24. Turn on?

Neck kisses.

25. Turn off?

Greasy hair.

26. The reason I joined Tumblr?

Julia told me to.

27. Fears?

Drowning, disappointing the people I care about, losing my mind, and not being able to effectively communicate.

28. Last thing that made you cry?

Stress.

29. Last time you cried?

Approximately two hours ago.

30. Meaning behind your url

It was a penis joke at my writers' guild, and I accidentally the whole sentence.

31. Last book you read?

Last one I finished was The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchett. Last one I touched with my eyes was The Golden Compass by Philip Pullman.

32. Last song you listened to?

People Help the People by Birdy.

33. Last show you watched?

Family Guy.

34. Last person you talked to?

My mom.

36. Favorite food?

Tamales.

37. Place you want to visit?

Montreal.

38. Last place you were?

Um? My living room?

39. Do you have a crush?

I've got a boyfriend.

40. Last time you kissed someone?

Two days ago.

41. Last time you were insulted and what was it?

Thursday night, and it was that I was conceited and always had to prove my intelligence at the expense of other people.

42. What color underwear are you wearing?

Grey.

43. What color shirt are you wearing?

White.

44. What color bottoms are you wearing?

Green and blue plaid.

45. Wearing any bracelets?

A bracelet made of 28 butterflies, 4 loose butterflies, and a red and yellow rubber bracelet that says "NEVER GIVE UP".

46. Last sport you played?

Volleyball.

47. Last song you sang?

The Doctor Who theme song.

48. Last prank call you remember doing?

I don't prank call people.

49. Last time you hung out with anyone?

Geoff and I were hanging out Saturday morning.

50. Favorite movie?

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

Looking into someone's eyes when they're telling me how they feel. Other people's feelings confuse me more than mine do. And that's a lot.

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?

Angry isn't something I do. I can't remember the last time I was genuinely angry with someone or something. The closest thing I can think of would've been when I was angry with myself for a failure to fulfill expectations and communicate properly. And yes, I still feel that way.

3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?

I'd call my younger brother, tell him what was up, and have him inform our parents and my boyfriend. And also have him clear the history on my electronics.

4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?

I tell everyone who needs to know. I would spend as much time in Pasco as I could. I am not afraid. Death doesn't scare me.

5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.

I choose trust. I can live my life just fine if no one loves me, but it'll be a lot harder if no one trusts me.

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?

I continue on my way to work. I don't want to get fired, and I have no attachment to that dog.

7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

That's the same person. This is not a question.

8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?

I tell them that that's very sweet and if I weren't romantically involved with someone I care about very much that they might have a shot. But as things are, they don't have a shot.

9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?

Nope. No one I'm particularly attached to has died, and I don't think  an hour would really make much of a difference anyway.

10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

Yup. I'm a badass.

11. Does love = sex?

No. Love = love and sex = sex. 

12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?

No. I've been there longer, and I have no attachment to this person. They're going to have to make it on their own, just like I'm sure I would be expected to.

13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?

Um. Last night I told a friend how gross I thought his girlfriend was. That didn't go over too well.

14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back? 

That I do not love them back.

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?

It would be really hard for me to give up my communication technology. Because that's my only connection to my boyfriend at this point, and my life is a lot worse when I can't talk to him.

16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?

Probably Lila. She's a close friend and I care about her very much.

17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?

I would've changed the bit where we couldn't find a ride for the drive-in. Because that sucked and if it were different I would've been able to see Geoff.

18. Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?

Geoff. Always Geoff.

19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?

If I knew CPR and no one else did, I don't see why not. It's not particularly out of my way and there isn't really a reason not to.

21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?

I'd keep the baby. It might grow up and do something cool. My grandma already did her cool stuff.

22. Are you old fashioned?

Nope. PANTS FTW.

23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?

The last time I was nice to somebody. I don't expect things in return for being a decent person.

24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?

Probably true love, whatever that's supposed to mean. My philosophy on life is that you're going to get hurt anyway, so you might as well get hurt doing something awesome.

25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?