#pie anon

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If only it were that easy. Look, the thing about this job is that once you're in it, you're kind of in it forever. You gain too many enemies in this line of work to just sit in one place and raise a kid. If I settled down, I would be putting more people than just me in danger.

But speaking of that post, it made me think about Eula! A wight Eula to be exact, so I hope I can share it with you! ^^

Being the highest class of undead, Eula had been living in the mansion at the outskirts of your hometown way before the founder of the village had even drawn their first breath. Eula was a monster, an undead creature of the night, but above all that she was a noble, a merciful at that, so she allowed the humans to move in and live on her territory. They thanked her, they praised her, but after a few decades. Nothing. No more gifts, visits or the occasional sacrifice she would turn down, they forgot about her completely.

Every day she would be sat near the window, seeing the young kids growing older and older without being able to leave her home to make herself known to them. She wouldn't lower herself to their level just for companionship. Until one day, someone had the courage- nay, the hubris to enter her home. It enfuriaded her, but she decided to let is passs. Letting the young human do as they desire as a way to show her superiority over her kind. She was generous with the people she allowed to live on her backyard.

To her, a lesson was given so the human would be grateful for being able to live another day without even having to face the lord of the land. But to you, you only got confirmation that the old mansion was indeed empty, and all those spooky tales that passed down from generation to generation were lies after. So you came back again, lounging on the antique couches. And again to keep your sweets hidden so no one could eat them before you could. And again to hide when you had to take care of the kids in the village while their parents went out to hunt. All of those times, nothing happened. Well, each time the air inside grew colder and colder to the point you could see your breath dancing in the air, but that's it.

Until one day, you brought some friends to take a look at your very own secret place. But it's on that day that Eula herself realized that she doesn't sharing all of her belongings. She grew to love the daily visits, everything coming closer and closer to hear her new-found friend exploring her surroundings. But the peace and warmth you brought would not be disturbed by some loudmouth delinquents, she would make sure of it.

She only gave and gave whatever humanity wanted to them, wasn't it about time she took someone in return?

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I hope you liked reading that. Also I hope it would also be OK to interact with you ^^; Oh! And welcome back to the hellsite :D can't wait to see you active again!

-Pie anon

Pie anon that is a horrifically beautiful concept, ty for this welcome back gift lmao

It's perfectly fine to interact just as long as u read the rules and abide by it. Then again i rly have no way of enforcing them so I'm just relying on my audience's integrity 😉

Content warnings: DEAD DOVE

I do love pie!

….is this the TMBS pie anon?

Beyond dealing with Sun’s kitten like demanding for attention and to be held, and Moon crawling all over her like a jumping spider, she treats them well. Delicately bc smol. But they do test her patience sometimes pft

Ronnie loves his job! It's easy beyond the clinging boys. But they’re more of a nuisance then any real problems. Outside smol guys au, depends really