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What do you have against pickles
they committed heinous crimes against my family and ancestors.
nah i just don’t like the taste and texture.
they’re yicky. bad vibes. they’re like the big spoon or three tined fork.
i c k
just give me a cucumber to munch on. why you gotta soak cucumbers in brine and ruin them just to put them on shit or eat them.
fuck pickles
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I love fresh cucumbers, sliced in finger sandwiches or chopped up in salads. I love dill and sprinkle it liberally on my cream cheese and smoked salmon bagels. I love pickled eggs, and pickled beets.
But I don't like dill pickles, bread and butter pickles, or any other variety of pickled cucumber. I can eat them if I must, but I sure don't relish them (see what I did there?).
So I will gladly give away the pickle that came with my sandwich platter. I will fish all the pickle slices out of my fast-food hamburger, if I forgot to ask for no pickles in the first place. Every now and then I make myself eat a pickle out of the jar to see if I have changed my mind about them. The answer is always no.
I know this makes no sense. But it's how I am. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Adding to the pickle discourse. This is a real scenario:
me (a pickle hater) and my boo (a pickle lover):
me: do you want extra pickles?
boo: yeah
me: ok, I won't ask them for no pickles then. I'll just give it to you <3
boo: thanks <3
pickles are just LIKE cucumbers BUT SMALL and more disgusting AND SALTY AND YUCK
OK WE ARE DOING THIS NOW
pickles are delicious for many reasons and i shall list them here:
1. they are so crunchy omg biting into a pickle is the best thing ever
2. they come in so many flavors?? salty pickles sweet pickles ranch flavored pickles spicy pickles sour pickles the list goes on and on and on
3. you can eat pickles at any occasion, grilling burgers? slice yourself a pickle and put that sucker on top. having a fancy charcuterie board for a party? get some of those fancy mini fork things and serve baby pickles they fit right in. hungry for a snack and don't know what to eat? get one right out of the jar bada bing bada boom delicious.
Claussen dills, kimchi, hot giardiniera are S-Class. My local bbq place does these quick pickle slices of cucumber I can eat all day, too.
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I’ll eat your pickles!!! Literally, not suggestively. Oo, yeah, I could murder a half sour. Mmm…
lmao tumblr is great
thank you kind anon, if I ever have a restaurant put a nasty fucking leaky pickle next to my perfectly good sandwich, I will call on you to save me in my hour of need <3
when i joined the waterparks fandom.....i never expected
pickle discourse
June can't get here soon enough I fucking need that pickle juice slushy from Sonic I'm cravin it dude
