An Excerpt from The Room (of Requirement)
Sirius: Hi babe! I have something for you.
Remus: What is it?
Sirius: Just a little something.
Sirius playfully hides the package, then presents it to Remus. He opens it to find a red suit.
Remus: Sirius, it’s beautiful. Thank you. Can I try it on now?
Sirius: Sure, it’s yours.
Remus: Wait right here. (he grabs Sirius’s tie and kisses him) I’ll try it on right now.
Sirius sits down. Cut to Remus reemerging from the stairs in the red suit.
Sirius: Wow, you look so sexy, Remus.
Remus: Isn’t it fabulous?
Sirius: I would do anything for my wolf.
Enter Peter
Peter: Oh hey, guys.
Sirius: Oh hi, Peter.
Peter: Wow! Look at you!
Remus: It’s from Sirius.
Sirius: Anything for my prince! Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Peter: How much was it?
Remus: Peter, don’t ask a question like that!
Sirius: Nice to see you, Peter. I’m going to take a nap.
Peter: Can I go upstairs too?
Sirius: Ha-ha!
Remus: Peter, I think I’m gonna join him.
Sirius: A-ha-ha.
They exit upstairs, speaking barely audibly
Remus: I’ve got some candles upstairs.
Sirius: You always think. A-ha-ha. Alright, I’m ready.
Remus: This is so pretty, I can’t wait for you to get it off of me.
Sirius: Oh, yeahhh.
Peter takes a bite of an apple, then follows them upstairs.
In the bedroom, Sirius and Remus start a pillow fight.
Sirius: A-ha-ha! (incomprehensible gibberish) Ha-ha-ha! Ouch!
Peter joins in and gets clobbered as everyone laughs.
Peter: No, stop!
Sirius: Peter, do you have something else to do?
Peter: I just like to watch you guys.
Remus: Oh, Peter, Peter, Peter boy!
Sirius: Peter, two’s great, but three’s a crowd, ha-ha.
Peter: I get it. You guys want to be alone.
Sirius: That’s the idea!
Peter: Fine. I have homework to do anyway. Bye, lovebirds!
Sirius: Bye, Peter.
Remus: Bye, Peter.
