Jan 10, 2019
Did you know, unless you are weirdly jointed, it is physically impossible to lick your own elbow? What I want to know is, did you just try it? 😂
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Did you know, unless you are weirdly jointed, it is physically impossible to lick your own elbow? What I want to know is, did you just try it? 😂
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God it hurts Man it really stings To heal the scabs Where I once had wings
I plucked all the feathers You admired so Pulling and pulling Til my wings had to go
So I sawed away Breaking bones into bits A labor of love That my sadness discredits
I said it was for you But I guess it was for me I thought that I wasn’t Who I thought you wanted me to be
Maybe I thought That a labor of love Could justify me For killing a dove
I guess it’s just me Stranded on an island lost at sea What will I be when I’m no longer me? Can I dance through the sky like the birds in my dreams? As minutes shed their shells and hours become years I find myself realizing that I am not my fears But even with minutes and hours and years of fear I am still stranded on an island. I am alone. Right here.
- C DeMas (physicallyimpossible)
Eating a peach
Chapped lips meet soft skin, but teeth graze the pit The body revolts against it an unknown danger, unpleasantly met
Like when you went to Sunday school. The scent of your indecision that smell like rotting books On the shelf in an uncomfortable place
The feeling from far below that something has gone wrong The knowledge of irreparable damage The knowledge that you are its maker
The skin parts as teeth slide though but still the heart is unyielding the one thing you wanted most Always out of reach
Face the fear, bite again. Hope that this time your teeth won’t reach, forget the danger underneath, or throw it away to try again.
Pray for something easy, No danger to hide where it cannot be seen, But nothing has the same flavor. Nothing else works for me.
(I would like constructive criticism please)
My failed attempt to eat the @lilfrankies Calzone alone set to Chessboxin. Good luck in your coming attempts, may the force be with you. #nochance #nowaynohow #finishitandibuyyouabeer #spontaneouscalzonecombustion #foodchoreographer #physicallyimpossible #usetheforce #tosecurethegut
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Eggs, Milk, flour
late for meeting - David Lewandowski
The long awaited follow-up to going to the store.