#philcoolins

1) adorable 2) youve ruined bob sponge

hahahaha there’s actually a story to it which is that the ex-lover’s son had a talking Spongebob toy that always sat on the sofa. Once while the ex lover and I were at it, I kinda... landed on the Spongebob and it started talking... “hihihihihi”, “ooooh that tickles”, “you are my best friend”

omg

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hope youre ok ong

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your life is wild

lol yes, I’m okay. my boyfriend had a mild panic attack and I decided that that’s a good moment to just.... faint.... well done, Maddie.

Nah, full story is that Hubert wasn’t feeling well so he decided to check is blood sugar ‘cos he’s got diabetes and I was like “uuuuh I wanna check mine, too, I’ve never done that!!” so he stung me in the finger with that needle thing but there wasn’t enough blood coming out of my finger, so he stung me again... and again... and then I told him to stop because I couldn’t stand the suspense of knowing it’s gonna happen again any second. Like.. it’s not like it’s super painful, it’s uncomfortable but it’s not PAINFUL but I guess I must have produced so much adrenaline from the suspense and the little shock that a minute later I decided to zone out for a few seconds. like...

I don’t like these kind of posts in the tags so I’m doing it differently:

If you know of any blogs that I might like, please put them in the comments and I’ll have a look at them.

What my dashboard lacks:

POI

Sense8

Westworld

OITNB

Orphan Black

House of Cards

FELICITY JONES aka my wife!!!!

some generic british comedy blog would be rad

I think I follow all the good LOST blogs but who knows? Maybe there’s one I don’t know?

aaaah thanks

Thank you mi love <3

bell flower: what’s the title of the song that makes you want to jump around out of joy?There are many songs that make me wanna do that but the song that’s currently playing is probably one of those: Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting by Elton John.

lavender: what is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have?I’ve always wanted to be in one of those zero gravity flights but they expensive as fuck. Also a bathtub would be amaze but my bath is too small and again it would be hella expensive to have someone build a bathtub into my apartment.

marigold: what’s your favorite tea?Are you fuckin kidding me I literally work in a tea parlour with over 250 different kinds of tea. There’s no way I will ever be able to choose only one. First flush Darjeelings are liquid gold, my blessed charcoal Ti Kuan Yin is my treasure and I only have about 30g or so left which is breaking my heart, I love the pu erh Da Hong Pao from 2006 that we currently have at the shop and also Dian Hong Gush wtf?!?!?!? And in autumn I don’t say No to a nice Assam/Massala mix with milk. And I always have a cup of Earl Grey in the morning because it’s a habit.

i was so confused by that first bowl and how it was see-through like it took me a solid ten seconds to realize what i was looking at