#phase 20

Callahan: Talk? To people? No.

Schlatt: do you ever see a drawing of an animal and immediately know that OP is a furry

Technoblade: “Time” just autocorrected to “ADHD” and honestly that’s the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Ranboo: I have decided to condition myself to be comforted by anxiety, this way, whenever I have bad anxiety days, they will stop themselves because the bad anxiety will make me feel safe.

I have very healthy and normal coping mechanisms, why do you ask?

Tommy: I am STRESSED, DEPRESSED, and most of all a MESS

Tubbo: sometimes I send completely nonsensical asks just for shits and giggles.

Just “what’s your opinion” and nothing else. The confused answers feed my soul.

Badboyhalo: consider: egg with legg

Charlie: I am a Real Person and if you choose to deny that I choose to punch your face

Purpled: hey can you not exist please because that would be a lot more convenient for me

Dream: fuck you if you care about other people

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Jack: you know that feeling when you die on the spot

Sam: TFW you have the perfect pun, but you can’t quite get the phrasing right and it ends up being a grammatical nightmare and then you cry and sell all your possessions and move to Cuba and become a stripper

Punz: why is medallion spelled like that. Hate it.

Wilbur: I wish I was more lagom

Niki: I deserve good things out of life and I’ll just have to come to terms with that

Captain Puffy: if Princess Bride were made today they’d be lesbians send tweet

Foolish: the real cookie clicker is pocket edition when you’re trying to make a big build with chiseled stone

Fundy: you know when you see a trigger warning and you’re like “who would ever be triggered by that” and then your remember it’s one of your triggers

Ghostbur: I have the social awareness of a doorknob.

Quackity: me @ romance protags: speak now or forever hold your peace, you dumb motherfucker.

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Do you ever consider those proposed long term nuclear waste warning messages because I think about them every day

[Transcript because my handwriting lowkey sucks:

This place is a message. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor. The danger is still present in your time, as it was in ours. This place is best left shunned, and uninhabited.