#phantomroyalty

Writer:  @ecto-american

“So, what's like, the prize if you win?” Sam wondered.

“Bragging rights,” Nick replied.

“...That's what this illegal fighting tournament is for?”

“Phighting, and it's only illegal if you snitch on us to Walker. And if you snitch, then just know that we'll find you!” Despite his cheery tone, it was clearly a threat. “And you'll miss our next round! @plazmawulf versus @phantomroyalty!”

Rus already had her battle music playing, Last Surprise. As she was already preparing to give PhantomRoyalty a piece of her last surprise. Why wait to show it off, after all?

Rus held up her broken left joycon, this controller that loved breaking down more than any college student nearing finals, and flung it at her adversary. It hit them square in the chest. With ninja-like skills, PhantomRoyalty caught it before it hit the floor. They studied it, and then, using their ChalkZone chalk, drew. Soon, they held a perfect copy of the broken joycon.

“I fixed it,” they told Rus, giving them the new left joycon.

“!!! I can finally play MarioKart again!” she replied happily, even though in a few hours she would come to resent this joy, as this game would absolutely suck her soul out because MarioKart is Never Fun after more than one round. It's got terrible AI, the rainbow road is the real reason why everybody here in this Denny's is dead because nobody can stay on the fucking rainbow road they all drove off and into the void (even the gays can't stay on it that's how bad it is not even the GAYS can stay on the RAINBOW ROAD) and nobody actually has fun playing it they're all lying to you, and they're an even bigger liar if they claim that rainbow road is their favorite map.

Rus took the new, working joycon and walked off and out of the arena to play MarioKart, then eventually a better game worth her time.

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Writer: @ecto-american

Nick put a mouth guard in. Tucker stared at him oddly.

“We have somebody up that steals teeth, so unless you wanna have used teeth from the Teeth Bucket,” Nick began before nodding at some mouth guards, courtesy of Denny's during matches with teeth thieves. Just in case.

The trio immediately put mouth guards in.

“Alrighty, now it's time for Black Ice to square up against PhantomRoyalty!” Nick announced cheerfully.

Black Ice wasted no time, and soon in the blink of an eye, was on the other side of PhantomRoyalty.

“Oh god, my teeth!” PhantomRoyalty cried out, clutching their jaw. They were in pain, but no matter...they drew in a new set of teeth. Black Ice stared in disbelief, and they rushed to try and steal them again.

PhantomRoyalty dodged, and they quickly drew themselves a shield. As Black Ice turned to charge again, PhantomRoyalty shieldbashed them. While Black Ice was temporarily stunned, Phantom Royalty drew an oversized hammer, and with a powerful swing, hit them hard, sending the ghost flying.

Writer: @ecto-american

“Oh hey, hey! Heyheyitsstillgay is up against PhantomRoyalty!” Nick grinned. “Sick!”

“You're not even looking at the phight, you're looking at your Switch,” Tucker complained. Nick glared.

“Look, PhantomRoyalty fixed my joycon, and I really wanna play...”

Tucker squinted.

“Is that Skyrim? Did you really buy Skyrim for a fourth-”

Nick held the switch close to his chest as the words “Fus Ro Dah!” came faintly from the gaming device.

“Shut up, phight's starting!”

PhantomRoyalty smirked as they held up their Chalkzone chalk, quickly drawing themselves up a shield and battle axe.

“Your danno edits are no match for the creative power of my artistic skills!” they bragged. Anri's eyes flashed excitedly.

“You fool, you have no idea the creativity that goes into the danno edits,” they replied, and they summoned a danno shield and danno on a stick.

PhantomRoyalty charged, sticking their axe into the danno shield. With a hard yank, they pried it out of Anri's hands, and they flung both objects back at the ghost. PhantomRoyalty took advantage of Anri being stunned to quickly draw up a new weapon, a sword.

Anri dodged a sword slash, and they held up the danno on a stick.

“FOOL!” they shouted, and with a powerful hit, PhantomRoyalty was thrown from the arena, and out of the Denny's parking lot, and into the zone.