#phangirllnd

ooof, my sympathies :( fleas are just.  the fucking worst. 

so Frontline hasn’t been working great for the last few years, at least in my area.  Fleas become resistant to various flea preventatives as time goes on.  They may have become frontline-proof in your area too.  I’ve been using cheristin and comfortis at home and work.  It’s the same chemical, and it works pretty well.  The primary difference is the delivery system: comfortis is an oral medication and requires a vet prescription.  Cheristin is a spot-on and doesn’t require a prescription. 

OMG, @phangirllnd​, your package must have been on an odyssey.  My neighbor brought it to me after dark because it was even delivered to the wrong house!  But it arrived and, knowing what it likely was and who (PHANSANTA) it was from, I took precautions.

Have to be careful where Phantoms are concerned.

Very suspicious...

BUT IT WAS @phangirllnd​, with her charming, bubbly handwriting and UNBELIEVABLE loot crate.  Seriously you guys, this is AMAZING.  

In the little POTO box was an unexpected surprise-- my very own Monkey ornament!  Look, a tiny Peter!  (wait, that sounded not right...)

He’s incredibly detailed, a little menacing, but obviously vulnerable.  

The next thing I found was a jaw dropper.  I was wondering what you wanted the quote for, you talented little sneak...

LOOK AT THAT.  AND MY FAVORITE TRANSLATION TOO AAAAHHHHHH.  It hurts so good.

Then there were two lovely lotions for my, and I quote, “dry scientist hands”.  :)

Then a pack of gorgeous cards with bird cutouts, featuring Christine’s great quote:  I am the mistress of my own actions.

 Here’s the other items:  the card, a VERY COOL notebook that lays out flat and won’t scratch anything.  Organized Chaos is my middle name.  The last notebook deserves another look.  Write the Story is deceptive.  It looks like a sweet little prompt/wordbank notebook but in reality it’s a trap.

I mean, look at these.  Theater?  Mangle?  Bullet?  It might be tough to manage paprika and eyeball in the same story though honestly?  I’ve done worse.

That last one is basically 2020.  It started with the horse still the hospital and just sort of ran through the list amiright?

A porn blog just followed me today and I was like…“oh joy. You’re still here.”