#phandom network

@flightlessrito and i are creating a new net for wlw in the phandom! 

benefits of joining:

meet some other homosexual females who are obsessed with daniel and philip

maybe even find some cute girls who heckin knows

make new friends in general

it’s a great place for your ovaries to explode every time dan and phil breathe

if you want to join:

you must like dan and phil 

you must identify as a girl in some way, shape, or form

you must have some sort of attraction to girls. you can be gay, bi, pan, etc. as long as you like girls!

you must have access to google hangouts, as that’s where the chat will be. 

be following me and the net blog @phangirlswholikegirls

like/reblog this post

fill out this google form!

some more general info:

your age is not a factor!

we’ll be accepting 15-20 people depending on how many applications we get

applications will close april 8, 2018

Moist Bread Slap Network

Are you a loser? Don’t know how to make gifs, edits, phanart, or phanfiction, or feel like you don’t contribute anything at all to the Phandom? Do you feel alone and voiceless among the sea of creative minds in the Phandom and don’t know how to make friends? Come join the Moist Bread Slap Net! 

The Moist Bread Slap Net is a network for people in the Phandom who feel like they’re just sort of there, not really contributing anything and just generally feel left out when they see everyone having fun with friends when they have none.

Pros:

New friends

Other relatable people to talk to

Don’t even have to go outside to get to know new people

Can talk about dan and Phil without feeling weird about it

We can play CAH all the time and other online games we can find

You can talk about whatever and basically we can be best friends

Cons:

I exist

How to join:

You can’t have any successful Phandom-worthy talents (like being a successful gif maker, phanfic writer, phanartist, etc.) This is a network for those of us who see these works of art and weep for our mediocreness

(If you make any of these things but can’t seem to get any recognition for your efforts, you can join!)

Fill out this form

Follow me (@lynxandbadger) please

Reblog this post (so it doesn’t flop like everything else in my life has)

There is no age limit, but preferably at least 16+ in case we get to talking about nsfw stuff or smth. Not that y’all can’t handle it, just it’s probably better that way

More info:

How I will be doing the network is described in this post

If you’re a jerk in any way (racist, homophobic, sexist, etc. you know) don’t even bother applying please. Go learn to be nice instead thanks

Applications close January 20 Sorry, closed right now! See the phase 2 post coming soon!

Thanks for applying to become a Moist Bread Slapper! Together, we can cry at our lack of talents and support each other and make memes about how we can’t do anything. We can create a team of friends who may not be well known in the Phandom, but will be super good reliable people to be there through anything life throws at us and who know what it’s like to be a nobody.

are you someone who’s up to date on the latest memes and trends? do you constantly find yourself browsing through shitposts about dan and phil? well good news for you- we’re opening applications for our meme gc, danshughghole !! (yes the name is funky but if you join you can suggest a new one ;)

this gc will have opportunities for you to:

- make new friends around the world!

- improve your meme skills!

- have mutuals that hype up your selfies and posts!

- have a place to yell about dan and phil!

- have a supportive network of friends for you when you need it!

requirements:

- reblog this post (even if you aren’t applying pls ♡)

- be from 14 to 20 years old

- follow the gc blog ( @danshughghole )

- follow the admins adriana ( @othersentencesbyphil ), zayan ( @snowdangel ), devna ( @youregonnahavesex ), and maya ( @danyuhl ) 

- fill out this typeform

- be a nice person i guess

other stuff:

- will be held on kik

- we will sometimes discuss slightly nsfw topics so i’m sorry if that’s not your cup of tea

- pls don’t be a trump supporter

we will be accepting applications until 3:59pm PST saturday, december 30!

Hello!  Do you love pastel colors?  Cat videos?  Generally soft things? Dan and Phil? If yes then this is the net for you! It’ll have an awesome group chat and a net blog that everyone will inevitably stop using!

What you must do to apply:

☆ Fill out this TypeForm

☆ Follow Me

☆ Follow the net blog

☆ Vote for my new URL

☆ Reblog this post(Likes do not count)

Requirements:

☆ Must like DnP (you don’t have to have a phan blog.)

☆ Be respectful

☆ Don’t intentionally mention triggers of other members

☆ Have fun!

APPLICATIONS CLOSE ON FEBRUARY 17TH

hello my friends! this is the weirdest thing i will ever ask of anyone! but here i am, nevertheless, asking it! (yes the banner says dangoghs but im danghosts rn it’s only for halloween so o well)

in june of 2017, i made a post (here if it’s after halloween when u see this) saying that whoever reblogged would get a picture of a cat with dan howell’s face photoshopped onto it. this got 2k notes. for two weeks, and may i remind you that my final exams were during those two weeks, i must’ve sent out about a hundred or more of these cats singlehandedly. it was hard work. i had no bots or anything to help me, and i didn’t want to repeat too much so i made over 60 (as well as some my friends made for me) dan cats, or dats. to this day about 1,000 people still have not received their long awaited prizes, and it pains me daily. 

it’s time to stop. it’s time for the dats to rise. it’s time for the apocalypse. and with your help, i can make it happen. here is my plan. pretty much everyone who applies to this will be accepted as long as they’re not a creep. everyone will be assigned a letter or group of numbers. you must search through the reblogs for every person with a url which starts with that letter or number, and send them their dat. obviously we’ll have a message or smth as a caption because no one will remember reblogging that on instinct lol. 

how will it work? basically, i will make a shared google photos album with everyone who applies, and place all 60 original dats in there. you are welcome to either use those or make you own to add to the collection. this folder will become a DATabase for everyone to use. and, it won’t be that much work because there’s so many people helping. as well we will have a gc on telegram! 

how to apply: here are the steps!

reblog this post

fill out this typeform (must b willing to give email n have telegram)

follow the dat blog

if u want u can download the dat sticker set i created for telegram (which is increasing in quantity daily) (lov that dat merch)

are you filipino? do you like two dorks called daniel and philip? do you have trouble finding friends who are in the same country as you? are you freaking out just as much as us bcos dip n pip are coming to the philippines on 2018?? well, we’re reopening the applications for filiphannosquad!

rules:

follow lo n lex

follow the net blog!!

fill out this typeform

reblog this post (even if u aren’t applying pls it helps)

be filipino???

why would i do this?

have friends to scream and curse with in your native language

have pals to go with on their tour

group vidchats and streaming of dnp videos (possibly??)

fun games such as evil apples ++

new mutuals n ppl to reblog ur stuff

other info:

remember that we’re reopening the applications so make sure to check out and follow the other members! you can find them here!!

send us questions on the net blog

applications close december 9

the group chat will be on telegram

Calling anyone who is in the phandom, looking for friends

I am looking for people in the phandom who want a place to chat and make new friends. If you are this is the right place for you.

What is a network?

It is just a place to chat and make new friends! 

Things you should know:

I would prefer people in the network to be over 15 although if you aren’t still apply as i am not dead set on this

If you have triggers please list them in the application as it is all confidential and goes no further than me

ANY behavior i disapprove of in the network will lead to you being removed, there will be no negotiations 

I will be closing the application in 1 week (Aug 6th at 6pm in the UK)

You van be from anywhere in the world

Rules of the network:

Be kind and respectful to EVERYONE 

Be civil 

Don’t spam/be pushy for replies as people can/will be busy and time zones will make things hard

MAKE FRIENDS 

HAVE FUN!!!!

Anymore rules i think of will be listed in the initial chat, if you think i have missed anything feel free to send me and ask telling me so, don’t be shy

As i said i will be closing the application at 6pm on the 6th of August (uk time)

To apply you should:

preferably be over 15 (don’t worry if you aren’t still apply)

Be following me (I will check)

Reblog this post

To apply just click here 

I will be accepting from 10-20 people depending on how many people apply, i could end up doing more with multiple chats if needs be. 

If you have any questions feel free to send me an ask or a message, i will answer anything you need

 do you like dan and phil? do you enjoy horror movies? do you find mythical creatures and conspiracy theories interesting? are spooky things up your alley? if yes then the spookydnpnet is the place for you! 

requirements 

 - have an interest in spooky things

 - like dan and phil

 - respect any and all triggers

 - overall be a nice person

 what to do to join

- fill out this typeform

 - follow the admins @sapphjc and @wonderlustdan along with the net blog for any updates!

 - reblog this post (even if you aren’t applying to spread the word) 

 other things to know

 - the deadline to apply is september 3rd!

 - around 10-15 members will be chosen!