#pg344

YOUR BROTHER COLLECTS PUPPETS

idc what kind of personality he has, but i was right, this man is evil

dave pls stop grassing up someone who likes puppets. i know you love authority figures and respect the hell out of them but imagine having a brother who collects puppets agajskshs this is like that villain in toy story 

im out

i hate puppets

Dave: Git a towel or something!

Yo ass head up ta git a towel from tha bathroom across tha hall.

Yo ass glizzle at one of tha nuff radical puppets up in yo' Broz collection n' nod up in approval. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack.

Is there anythang not phat bout yo' Bro, biatch? Fuck dat shit, you be thinkin not.

I won’t eat pie or pudden,

Filled with grass n’ roots,

For me a tart’s a good ‘un,

With ripe plump juicy fruits.

Take some cherries an’ blackberries,

Honey so thick an’ sweet,

In golden crust, all fit to burst,

Aye that’s the stuff to eat, mates,

That’s the stuff to eat!

Say nay who can, to mushroom flan,

All baked with onion sauce,

Unless you think ‘tis better than

A crisp green salad course,

Sup cider pale, or nutbrown ale,

Oh isn’t lunch a dream,

Surrounded by an apple pie,

With lots of meadowcream, mates,