#hs13

YOUR BROTHER COLLECTS PUPPETS

idc what kind of personality he has, but i was right, this man is evil

dave pls stop grassing up someone who likes puppets. i know you love authority figures and respect the hell out of them but imagine having a brother who collects puppets agajskshs this is like that villain in toy story 

this is a national treasure, a legend, god himself

wait a DARN SECOND

im just gonna come back to this piece of dialogue before continuing on

dave basically said to the reader he was “so excited to tell john the news about the apple juice” and once we get into the conversation, he was trying to be “subtle” about it

like he didn’t want to be direct about it, so he waited until john probably talked about his movies like he normally did and dave would slide in like “thats coincidence bc heyyyy i got me some apple juice LIKE in your movies”