Ho whack folly doodle oh Duckfontein,
Dillworthy is my family name!
A fatal beauty have I, goodbeasts,
Iâm completely unrehearsed,
Havinâ never been, kingess or queen,
Woe to me Iâm doubly cursâd,
Oh the crown lies heavy on the ears,
Of a simple maid like me,
Now everybeast must scrape anâ bow,
Anâ bend a jolly ole knee . . . heeheeheeheeheeeeee!
Ho whack folly doodle oh Duckfontein,
Dillworthy is my family name!
What a royally difficult life Iâve got,
But I regally say to mâself wot wot,
A Duckfontein must show no pain,
âTis fame anâ fortuneâs lot,
My super subjects will adore,
My spiffinâ sweet young voice,
Anâ loyally cry out, more more more!
Each night theyâll all rejoice . . . joy hoi hoi hoi hoice!
Ho whack folly doodle oh Duckfontein,
Dillworthy is my family name!
Affairs of state that just canât wait,
Anâ decisions of high degree,
The balance of puddenâs fate,
Rests hard âtwixt lunch anâ tea,
Let anybeast yell âCome letâs feast!â
Whilst the royal beauty doth sleep,
Theyâll rue the day that they met me,
Dorothea . . . Du . . . huck . . . fontein . . . Dill . . . worth . . . eeeeeeeee!