Apr 28, 2025
it’s malewifes birthday and his dick still isn’t in me.
what has the world come to
YOU ARE SO ME. LMAOOOOOOOO
everyday I mourn the fact that I still dk what his nut tastes like, but today it is more prevalent than ever
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it’s malewifes birthday and his dick still isn’t in me.
what has the world come to
YOU ARE SO ME. LMAOOOOOOOO
everyday I mourn the fact that I still dk what his nut tastes like, but today it is more prevalent than ever
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me: i’m not gonna make my life angsty -- in my au, everyone lives. period. also me: what if just kĂli made it
18. Write a three sentence horror story about a gatorade bottle. -shirairo
The drink was cold, refreshing, and much too sweet, but he paid it no mind and drank like a man that had been lost in a desert for weeks delivered straight to his own personal oasis.Â
“T-thank you,” he eventually sputtered after another large gulp. His shaky hand placed the empty bottle on the ground beside him, not hearing the sound of the sharpening knife above him nor the soft chuckle of his saviour.Â
It wasn’t until he saw a perfectly polished leather oxford step down on the plastic, mangling the large G on its label that he looked up, catching the flash of metal followed quickly by pain and deadliest of smiles.Â
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Stiney's heard scuttlebutt about a reporter potentially embedding with his platoon at some point in the near future; however, like most rumors circulating in the lance corporal underground, he's learned to take things with at LEAST a few grains of salt (and more likely COMCAM than someone from CNN.) But curiosity killed the cat, so to speak, and when he sees cameras about, he has to ask, "--Hey, um... are you... you're not combat camera or some shit, are you?" [i'm sry for his pottymouth lmao]
Not so random inboxes - Always Accepting
   It’s hard for her to not take pictures sometimes. If it isn’t something she could potentially use in a story, it’s something she would like to turn into a drawing or an image for personal use. There’s always something to take a picture of and hardly ever a reason not to. Of course, depending on where she was, the camera in her hands could bring questions and today was no exception.
   His question is met with a light laugh as she shakes her head, slipping her camera back into her bag.  “Do I look like I’m wearing a uniform to you?” she teased lightly, smile growing.  “No, I’m with the New York Times, actually. Regular civilian reporter.” Oh, she was far from that...
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Hobo Nick walks up to Apollo's desk and slumps over it so that Apollo can't continue working on his files, looking up at him. "Bed." (I'll use hoodieclad ofc~ Also, WOULD HE NOT TELL HIM TO GO TO BED IN THIS EXTREMELY DORKY WAY XDDD)
My muse hasn't been able to sleep in days. Go into my ask box and try your best to put them to sleep!
//HE WOULD, AND THAT DORKINESS IS THE ONLY COUNTER TO APOLLO’S CRABBINESS IN THIS STATE. …SOMEWHAT. EHEHEHEH.
“Mr. Wright…” came his unamused tone coupled with a weary scowl.
“If you want your grape juice for this month, then I suggest getting off my desk so I can finish working! The trial starts in two days, and I have to be prepared!” He was in no mood for the hobo’s teasing antics. Not tonight.
