Mar 17, 2022
Phoebus whines, “Heeeyyy, don’t compare me to anyone else, especially a massive and strongly built knight!! I don’t like being reminded I’m painfully average and scrawny!”
“Look on the bright side, Phi--at least you’re not balding.”
“Well, I’m not balding now since we’re forever locked at this age. But we don’t know what our birth father looks like, who is to say male pattern baldness won’t be inevitable for us if the Master removes our eternal youth?”
“DON’T SCARE ME, PHOEBUS!!”
“Well, eat shit, Guy. We’re monozygotic, I suffer something genetically, I’m taking you with me, twin brother.”
