sweet christ I was trying to type 'time to go on omegle' and my beautiful phone Lola autocorrected that to 'time to go on omegas' and now I CANNOT CAN TO THE NOT stop imagining some kind of wanky A/B/O webcam site that Derek avoids religiously until one day he just snaps and is like 'you're better than this you're better than this' as he takes his clothes off for an increasing number of douchebro alphas and then as he's about to pull off his extremely tighty and whitey boxer briefs, Stiles burst into the camera and kicks out all of the douchebros while berating them about consent. Derek stands there in his dark, empty apartment and watches until all the guys have left and Stiles is alone and then Stiles checks to make sure he's okay and they start talking and they don't stop until the morning and by then Derek's underwear are on the other side of the room
