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@pesterchvms​ "did  someone  say....  wiggling  day?"  slips  this  in  from  jade

KARKAT  BLINKS,  surprise  slipping  over  his  features.  he  honestly  hadn’t  expected  any  of  the  humans  to  be  aware  of  his  wriggling  day.  it  makes  something  warm  wiggle  into  his  chest  and  he  squashes  that  feeling  immediately.  nope,  not  going  there,  not  at  all.  he  raises  an  eyebrow  at  her.

❛  who  told  you  !?  terezi  ??  she’s  always  doing  shit  like  that.  ugh  !!  i  never  fucking  ask  her  to  organize  things  !!  it’s  just  a  wriggling  day  !!  but  she’s  always  gathering  our  fucking  friends  together  and  insisting  we  celebrate  !!  it’s  not  the  worst  thing  in  the  world  but  when  you  get  a  bunch  of  grub  loving  idiots  together  it  grates  on  my  think  pan.  like  fucking  claws  on  metal.  ❜  he’s  ranting  but  it’s  just  his  normal  ranting,  no  actual  heat  or  distaste.  he’d  rather  die  than  admit  it  out  loud,  but  having  his  friends  around  on  his  hatching  day  soothes  some  lonely  little  part of him.

he  squints.  ❛  not  that  you’re  one  of  those  aforementioned  grub  loving  idiots.  you’re  actually一  ❜  whatever  word  he’d  been  considering  escapes  him  and  he  just  gestures  instead.  the  humans  are  a  bit  confounding  to  him  in  their  personalities.  even  the  harshest  of  them  was  soft  around  the  edges.  whereas  even  the  softest  of  his  friends  outpaces  them  in  the  violence  category.  and  he’s  not  entirely  sure  how  that  makes  him  feel.  

✉ @pesterchvms said: gg: so you do have hobbies!!!!!!!! gg: does it hurt being soooooo multifaceted?? / from jade to karkat KEK

CG: OF COURSE I HAVE FUCKING HOBBIES, DID YOU REALLY THINK I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TALK TO YOU GLOBEFONDLING IMBECILES?

CG: I AM A VERY MULTIFACETED GUY BELIEVE IT OR NOT. I CONTAIN MORE FUCKING DEPTH THAN YOU CAN EVEN IMAGINE! YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC SHITWAD FRIENDS JUST DON'T GET THE PRIVILEGE AND HONOR OF SEEING ANY SIDE TO ME BUT MY (COMPLETELY JUSTIFIED!) WRATH AND HATRED.

CG: AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT INSULTING THE ART OF THE ROMANTIC COMEDY JUST TO GET UNDER MY SKIN, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR PUNY HUMAN MIND CAN'T COMPREHEND THE COMPLEXITY AND INTRIGUE OF QUADRANT ROMANCE.

✉ @pesterchvms said: "i just realized… after entering the game.. we're never going to find out how Pokemon ends." from jade to john HEHE

"... GOD. DAMN IT!! All of those hours of binge watching down the DRAIN... How am I supposed to go on never knowing if he caught 'em all and became a Pokemon master..."

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