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There’s something suspicious about this…

So if any of you are wondering, I'll be going to Otakon today (And tomorrow, and Sunday)!!! It's my first con EVER! :D

CALL ME MAYBE MUSIC VIDEO, ACCORDING TO ME:

Well, after much observation, I've concluded this:

So there's this chick and she gets this guy to mow her lawn, and then he takes off his shirt and she's all "Ahh~ *swoon*" over him--Which is totally unfair cuz the only guys that mow MY lawn are creepy Mexicans :/

Anyway, so then it turns out she lives with a bunch of dudes--which I'm surprised she hasn't been gangbanged yet :o--And they're all dicks to her and are like "Go wash my car bitch!" And she's like "FINE! Geez." so she's washing the car and then she sees the dude working on his car and she tries to be all sexy and stuff and when he looks over she's all *blush* WHOOPSIES I fell! And she fell on the ground real hard and-OMFG IS THAT BLOOD ON THE GROUND NEXT TO HER!?!?!? >:O Wtf... Well... then in her unconscious state she has a dream that that dude is Jesus or somethin' and she's his lady or something IDK and then the dude wakes her up after she blew air kisses at his general direction and they share a 5-second moment of passion and then in the end it turns out the dude is gay for the blonde skater kid, and I'd probably be gay for him too if I was that guy. =u=