#personality alignment

Lawful Good: “I wrote 'wash healing crystals’” on my to-do list today and the moment I read it back to myself I realized LA has turned me into the man I’m meant to be.”

Neutral Good: “I know I'm growing up because I started putting 4 Splenda packets in my coffee instead of 6.”

Chaotic Good: “I just tried to use a meditation app and got stressed out.”

Lawful Neutral: “I think on some level we are all a little trashy, I’m a little trashy.”

True Neutral: “While you were busy being heterosexual, I studied the blade.”

Chaotic Neutral: “There’s been a lot questions to whether I compete with butt pads on and I’d like to set the record straight and let it be known that no, it’s just my real butt.”

Lawful Evil: “Today my trainer asked how I was feeling and I said "not bad, but not good." Ironically, it's the same review I gave all my ex-boyfriends.”

Neutral Evil: “When I am on the ice in this costume I am essentially completely naked with crystals covering my nipples. Is that OK? The officials say it is OK.”

Alignment: True Neutral

You do whatever seems like a good idea at the time. You don't feel any strong inclination towards good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Some may say that you lack conviction, while others might admire you for your capability of remaining unbiased. You likely prefer good versus evil in society, since good people tend to make better neighbors and rulers, but you are not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way.

You are the stereotypical “Balancer.” You act in a way that is natural to you without prejudice or compulsion.

Examples of charactersand people who fit into the same alignment as you include Linus Torvalds, Dr. Strangelove, Scott Evil, Mr. Spock, and the nation of Switzerland