#personal nick

I remember being a kid and going to school, and our bus driver, Leslie, was a Lesbian (she still is, but I don't go on the bus anymore-) and I wasn't even sure if she was when I was a kid (like 7) and i didn't really know our bus driver aside from she drove the bus

So I'm sitting at the front of the bus and I turned to my sister who was sitting beside me, and I turn to her and ask "is she a Lesbian?"

To her reply "shut up Mel, that's rude"

But from the bus driver, she interjects "I am,"

And I laugh, I laugh so fucking hard Because I have realized the funniest thing in the entire world and it literally kills me at this juvenile age (I know I sound rude but there is a reason)

Finally, the bus driver is looking at me in the mirror and she goes "what's so funny about that?"

And my tiny self, holding my pained stomach from laughing so hard, finally mutters out

"your name is LES, and your a LESbian"