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Somehow my dumbass accidentally bought charcoal toothpaste today, I just took the first box of toothpaste in the store since I was kinda in a rush.

I didn't realize this up until I started to brush my teeth. Out of habit I easily just put tooth past on my toothbrush and when I started brushing, my whole mouth was black. Like full on BLACK.

Shock of my life people. Usually I get toothpaste for sensitive gums and teeth but now I have teeth whitener toothpaste. Atleast I have toothpaste lol just have to remember to check next time.

#lol #idk what life is any more #misswifi lols #toothpaste #personal rant #lol i can be soo dumb smt #ive been told its because im blond #but i do have my days where the blondine jokes are very much true😂#personal jokes

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Me neglecting to play/finish games

Friends: Its been 3 weeks please tell me you have played the game

Me: yeah

Friends: Oh good!! Wait did you even go past route one.

Me: ......

Friends: *judgemental staring*

Me: *SWEATS*

#personal jokes

So I know you're a west coaster but have you ever been to the east coast and if so what are your opinions on it?

garbage

#thank you for letting me revive my burning hatred of the east coast jokes #im so glad I get to do this and the age thing again #personal jokes

a note to my ninja

i’m abt to get hangry, and you cN be certain that the h-anger (not to be mistaken for a hanger) will be thrust upon you - so, so, oh so, good 😜😘

#blck&bl #where the bloody hell are you?#lol #personal jokes #personal

Mama did indeed raise a snitch.

However, I don't talk with my parents nowadays, so your secrets are safe by my own sovereign will. :P

#this comedy is brought to you by real facts #personal #personal jokes #people matter more than cops don't you worry #class solidarity all day every day #sometimes i just say controversial shit

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So @andmusicinitsroar decided to only TODAY tell me they watched Voltron. First question: which character do you think is my fav/am I like? They're answer: Lance...Keith maybe would be more you during your goth phase in middle school Me: *dies*

#voltron #personal jokes #my bestie is best

Favorite comeback: You want some cheese with that wine?

#personal jokes #finding the funny

Somehow my dumbass accidentally bought charcoal toothpaste today, I just took the first box of toothpaste in the store since I was kinda in a rush.

I didn't realize this up until I started to brush my teeth. Out of habit I easily just put tooth past on my toothbrush and when I started brushing, my whole mouth was black. Like full on BLACK.

Shock of my life people. Usually I get toothpaste for sensitive gums and teeth but now I have teeth whitener toothpaste. Atleast I have toothpaste lol just have to remember to check next time.

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Me neglecting to play/finish games

Friends: Its been 3 weeks please tell me you have played the game

Me: yeah

Friends: Oh good!! Wait did you even go past route one.

Me: ......

Friends: *judgemental staring*

Me: *SWEATS*

#personal jokes

So I know you're a west coaster but have you ever been to the east coast and if so what are your opinions on it?

garbage

#thank you for letting me revive my burning hatred of the east coast jokes #im so glad I get to do this and the age thing again #personal jokes

a note to my ninja

i’m abt to get hangry, and you cN be certain that the h-anger (not to be mistaken for a hanger) will be thrust upon you - so, so, oh so, good 😜😘

#blck&bl #where the bloody hell are you?#lol #personal jokes #personal

Mama did indeed raise a snitch.

However, I don't talk with my parents nowadays, so your secrets are safe by my own sovereign will. :P

#this comedy is brought to you by real facts #personal #personal jokes #people matter more than cops don't you worry #class solidarity all day every day #sometimes i just say controversial shit

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#voltron #personal jokes #my bestie is best

Favorite comeback: You want some cheese with that wine?

#personal jokes #finding the funny

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