#personal flamey

I'm hoping for praise, hugs and anything tabletop rpg related.

Don't let me down internet.

I was tagged by @skasse.

What is a skill you wish you had, but don’t? Do you plan on learning this skill?

I feel a lot of shame and guilt over not being able to speak Spanish. I have taken over 7 years of lessons and I still cannot communicate or understand Spanish to any degree. It one of a thousand reasons I don’t feel I’m Mexican (enough) and lots of guilt. But right now I’m trying to work through the guilt before I work through the language.

Which part of the body is the most unattractive in your opinion? (Let’s be adults about this).

I got to agree with Sam here, feet are gross. I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

What is something which isn’t “supposed” to be funny that you find absolutely hilarious?

I love bullying my dog. I never hurt him or do anything dangerous, I just enjoy teasing him. I’ll grab a paw when he’s hanging out and not give it back. Or I’ll get my face in his face. But the biggest thing I do is take off his collar. My dog, for whatever reason, hates having his collar off. The best we can assume, it’s because you don’t wear collars in the pound (or when he’s getting groomed) so he associates not having a collar with living in the pound. (He spent most of his first year and a half in a pound.) He gets very antsy and will paw at the collar until we put it back on him. I find it funny. I’m mean.

Also I have to remind myself that a lot of people find my suicidal humor uncomfortable. They’re probably not used to the idea that dying in the next six months sound grand. 

If you could commit a crime, knowing you would get away with it consequence free, what crime would it be?

I would take all of Donald Trump’s actual wealth and leave him only debt. I know he isn’t as rich as he says he is, but I don’t need a billion dollars. The multi-million I know he has is enough for me. I’m a humble soul.

There are two types of people in the world. What are the two types?

People who fantasize about owning a Lexus and being run over by one.

What is your porn name? (The name of your first pet plus the name of the first street you lived on)

Sweet Pea 198th. I come from a long line of strippers.

Two Truths and a Lie: Give three statements about some aspect of your life, two of them being true, and one being made up. People can then comment on which they think is false.

1) I am currently planing a urban fantasy online series with a good friend and have made a tumblr for it.

2) I’m planing on starting an etsy shop this year and am currently working on stock.

3) I am looking to get my Masters in creative writing and am researching scholarships right now.