#persnickety

Had this fun idea, Persnickety, focuses on obscure details, that’s me with my creative writing 😅

I will gladly admit that what I’m about to say is at best silly and persnickety and at worst dumb. I’m not composing about any versions that do or don’t exist. Make human versions of the rottmnt turtles whatever race/ethnicity you please, fuck my opinion.

Please don’t take this too seriously.

Anyway:

I’ve only seen a few human versions of the turtles, but non of them were as “cannon accurate” as they can be. (As “accurate” as humanized versions of fictional mutant turtles can be lol.)

So last I checked, according to the species listed in the rottmnt fandom wiki, all the turtles are native to North America. And Hamato Yoshi/ Lou Jitsu/ Splinter is Asian/Japsnese.

Therefore, human version of the turtles should be either half American Indian and half Asian. Or completely Asian, since all of their human dna is Asian.

You sleep on the couch, it's too small

I am wrapped in a blanket, too cold,

You are telling me not to touch you, too hot

I am relaxing, reading a book

You are bored, you want to get out of the house

How did this all become so fussy?

Where is the just right?

Difficult girl,

Persnickety boy

We have never found the in-between

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