#perfectmurder

This is him

omg ive killed someone what the fuck do i do with the body?:

Okay, keep calm. look, lying there, in whatever state, is the body, and you should be very proud of yourself, as you are now a murderer, and soon to be a serial killer. oh, my little apprentice, dont look so feared. you have done it. can you not feel the rush of blood, filling you with warmth? well then, stop complaining, and worrying. pull yourself together, and clean up the mess.

leave no dna, except the bits f your wig to confuse them, and the victim. wipe the blood off them, with the baby wipes. see, this is your peice if art! now, get the body, and drive to your chosen burial spot. do you want the body to be found, to cause more upset? then dump it, and put it in your chosen position. want to run away, breathe and forget? you silly soppy person. then bury them, in leaves and soil, for the worms. now, go, fast, and get your alibi! have a bath, relax, and dream.

planning for the murder

So, if you run at somebody with a spade ramdomly with no plan, kill them and then run away, you are going to be caught, and if you break into someones house, kill them according to a plan, and then realize that your prints are all over, you’re pretty much nicked. murder is an action to be very carefully thought over, so as nt to get caught, and not to regret killing someone. so, think very carefully before acting, and wait until a while after any conflict with the victim.

okay, so first things first, who are you going to kill,  when, where, how and why? 

Who is the lucky victim? you must have someone in mind after all to be planning this! so, who is it? go on, don’t be shy! no, seriously, you must have a victim in your mind of you want to kill them, so decide, and then write a list of their weaknesses, their strengths, their fears, ect, so that you can get a good idea of how they may react to being killed. stalk them a little if you need to, just learn all bout them!

When will this little meeting take place? surely not on a night when the victim is sitting in with friends all evening, and you have no alibi? no, you must strike at the perfect time, when the victim is alone, vulnerable, and when people think you have an alibi, like for instance when people believe you to be in bed. and leave as short a gap as possible between being seen, murdering and being seen again! no ‘i was wondering in the woods alone, and people saw me exactly an hour after and before the murder took place!’ because then, you will be caught and you will go to jail. 

where are you killing your victim? before you decide that, take a few things into mind: cctv cameras, obvious favourite spots for yourself, the chance of being seen, where they will already be, ect. dont ever be spotted! and arrange a burial spot, too, a while away from your home, and maybe somewhere foreign to yourself. 

The best question of all, the one every little serial killer dreams of, the colors, the drama.... HOW will you kill your victim? its all very well dreaming, but now, this is real! think about the pain, level, the irony of the situation... you need to cause as much devastation with the family as pain with the victim, and fear. will you maybe chop up, then boil a chef? slowly torture a woman to death, then bury her in her mothers garden, where she grows the veggies? what will be your weapon? will there be a weapon, or your gloved hands? blood? clean? messy? painful and slow, or painful and short? it needs to be realistic, but imaginative! think, for gods sake! this must be perfect!

why? what is your motive? maybe, you hate the person, and want revenge? if this is the case, make amends before killing. you need to hide motives such as this one! if its for the buzz, and you barely know the person, then maybe think up a motive, for if you get caught and questioned. normal people prefer evil motives, and pure pleasure is senseless to them!                                                                                                 Good luck, and have fun!!!