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Trick! Have some vague, not at all thought out, ideas I've gotten for Hangster in the last 24 hours because my brain is apparently only all about thinking of the vague-ness of idea but nothing to actually to take in a singular direction but in numerous ones!

Rising country singer Bradley (yes, absolutely came to me because I listened to Zach Top's Bad Luck) and the real reason Jake is into the cowboy aesthetic.

Teen Wolf AU, where the Seresin family is the largest pack in Texas and Jake brings Bradley back to meet his family but uh on, he hasn't actually shared the werewolf secret with him. (Bradley knows all about it though, because he's something in his family tree via his mom).

Jealous Hangman (mostly because I saw @the-ace-with-spades posts about it) but give me jealous Jake while trying to get back with Bradley but then still give me jealous Jake because he's absolutely terrified he's going to fuck it up and drive Bradley away again. (trauma from that previous relationship baby!)

Everyone assumes that Jake and Bradley are exes because of how they act throughout the mission and before but are shocked to learn they never were anything. Half because when one was single, the other was taken or deployed halfway around the world and half because they were always terrified to take that leap and give them a real try. So queue the dagger squadron going to ridiculous lengths to get them together.

Jake is absolutely used to topping because of his looks and discovers he's an absolute pillow princess the first time he lets Bradley take charge in the bedroom.

Death Wish Lose by Benson Boone insight to Jake's feelings about Bradley.

Jake takes a stripper pole class to surprise Bradley for their tenth wedding anniversary.

DID SOMEONE SAY PUSSY INSPECTIONS BECAUSE I THINK THEY DID

sorry if i’m totally reading this wrong but this is instantly what my mind goes towards 😵‍💫🥴

jake becoming an admiral and after his first week of duty, he’s lying in bed with you after an exhausting day and groaning about the most mundane thing.

“and the navy bed inspections! i know i have to do it, but god are they boring. you have a pillow and a duvet? check! you have clean sheets? check! on and on.”

“what about me, admiral? am i up to your standards?” you push away from jake’s chest where you’re lying and spread your body out for jake’s eyes to wonder.

it’s cheesy and it’s corny, but you can tell your husband is already starting to take the strain from being an admiral and you want to help him take his mind off it.

jake immediately sits up with his eyes heavy on you and trailing over every inch of bare skin he can see. he sucks in a quick breath between his teeth and starts to ghost his fingertips along the underside of your breast.

“hm, lets see. breasts, the perfect size for me.” jake gently pinches at your nipple and you let out a soft gasp. “nipples, still sensitive, excellent.”

he traces down your stomach and rests his large hand on your belly, giving it a light squeeze. “stomach, feeling soft and warm. perfect for filling up with my cum.”

that made your breath hitch in your throat.

jake continues to run his fingers down over your hips and along your thighs, “stretch marks? absolutely beautiful. i wouldn’t have you any other way.”

you feel butterlifes in your stomach and you let out a small laugh when he presses gentle kisses to them. your laughter is soon subsided when you feel his fingers dip in between your folds and a moan escapes from your lips instead.

“and this? this pretty little cunt? oh, sweetheart. such good condition, so perfect and tight for me.”

jake shifts his entire body down to the end of the bed and spreads your thighs, sitting comfortably between them. his fingertips continue to swipe through your folds, up and over your lips and gently press on your clit.

“beautiful, look how sensitive too. your pussy was made for me, sweets.”

jake learning how to do ace’s hair bc she can’t reach during recovery

jake is so sweet and gentle when doing her hair. he’s constantly checking in with ace to make sure he’s not tugging too hard or that she’s doing okay. she doesn’t mind that jake can’t do a braid, or can’t understand the half up-half down hairstyle for the life of him.

it bothers jake, however, to no end. bc he has to take care of his girl, and he’s not doing that if he can’t do something as simple as fix her hair when she asks.

so at night, while ace is sleeping, he’ll watch a plethora of youtube videos to figure it out. and he’ll even learn the names for all the different kinds of hairstyles. in my mind, jake is a visual learner, so he’ll catch onto the various techniques pretty easily even without practice.

the next time he does her hair, he takes ace by surprise by perfecting her favorite hairstyle. she’ll ask him how he had the time to learn how to do it.

jake would only shrug and be like, “what can i say? i’m good with my hands ;)”

or

swiftie!y/n having style as their favorite song

we talked about how harry and swiftie!yn met here

i’m soooo festive and feral for this you have no idea 😵‍💫🥴

“rhett- honey-” you gasp out a whine as rhett wraps his hand around the back of your neck to pull you flush against his torso. situated between his thighs as he sits you on the kitchen counter top, the closeness rhett just pulled you into allows his cock to drive up a deeper angle that makes you breathless and seeing stars.

“yes, my love?” his breath his hot on your ear lobe and it makes goosebumps rise along your neck in it’s wake.

“the- the cookies baby. they’ll burn.” you stammer out through labored breaths as rhett rocks his hips up and into you. you hear rhett chuckle deep and low in your ear.

“i’ll help you make a new batch, i just need you right now, darlin’. i’ve missed you so much, all day- shit.” he groans the curse word and follows with your name in the same needy and guttural tone.

like just holding you when your overwhelmed with everything

sneaking kisses while y’all make dinner together

slow dancing in the kitchen at 2am

finding out your pregnant and the way he would just pick you up and spin you around in joy

literally send help i have so much to do but i’m sitting here thinking about this

soft!beau!! soft!beau!! soft!beau!!!!!!!!!! soft!beau makes my heart flutter and makes me all warm and comforted inside 🥹🥹🥹

i know that man gives the best hugs and he knows exactly how to hold you so you feel comforted and the weight from the day slip away. it’s domestic type intimacy too, like kissing whilst you make dinner, slow dancing when the chance comes up at anytime of the day or night, brushing your teeth together, getting ready for the day together, just so many soft and sweet moments.

he may act hard on the outside, but i know he’s the biggest softie.

but also traveling to see family during this time of year is such hell and i’m always exhausted in airports

but i feel like jake is the type, when your traveling, to let you lean against him in line

like your tired and he’s basically letting you nap standing up, running his hand up and down your spine, as he tucks you close to him

holiday thots!

my beloved!! happy holidays!!! i hope you’re having a wonderful time yourself and all has been lovely for you so far!!! <33

dude. this thot has my heart pounding and feeling all soft 🥹🥹🥹 the running his hands up and down your spine whilst tucking you against him?? omggggg

jake is always one for having you close to him and the same goes for when you’re traveling. jake’s body is used to traveling, flying and going through the whole ordeal, but he understands you’re not and you can tire out easily.

he’ll be there to carry your bags, check you in and do the talking, push the trolley, buy you coffee when you need it and let you lean on him as you wait in queue after queue.

i’m so obsessed with being in a happy established relationship with cyclone. like he slows down every time he passes a jewelry store-type happy.

him wiping your tears and whispering “i love you” over and over again as he leaves for deployment(i have zero idea how the navy works and if he actually gets deployed anymore but🤷🏽‍♀️)

him returning to you waiting for him, tears in your eyes, your hand on your baby bump?

thank you so much my love, and yourself!!! <33

omgggg pleaseeeee!! this thought is so sweet to me. because as much as i love the totally filthy and deranged thots for cyclone, there is something about love which is so pure and just fucking sweet.

cyclone has this vibe about him that tells me he would be the most nurturing, loving and generous when it came to an established relationship with him. surprises that he picked up on his way home, kisses on the back of your hand while you lay in his lap and read, the most intimate sex you could ever imagine. just…. dreamy sigh.