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I CANNOT UNSEE

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And I still haven’t forgotten that you called me pipsqueak when I stated yelling at you after I noticed what happened. Maybe it was for the better, in hindsight, because I don’t want to be held responsible for corrupting the trainees with my profanities. At least I could fly. That made it almost worthwhile. Almost. I don’t like being a size where I can accidentally be smushed.

Oh, they published that paper about half a year ago? I know one of the magazine’s editors. He sent me a copy, if you’d like to borrow it for a read.

I am going to severely regret this, but yes. I am giving you permission to attempt to break into my house. Well, flat. It won’t count if you end up in my neighbor’s bathroom. …I can’t believe I actually said that. I have a bad feeling about this. But wait at least two days so I can actually implement the adjusted indexes. I want to try to establish an associative array to not only include keys to filter people, but also to link to a database of curses and other counter-measures to get triggered when an intruder uses specified magic to gain entrance.

Pfft, Pipsqueak. I’d forgotten that. Ahh, good times, Graham. Good times. But the fuck you mean by corrupting the trainees? What are we, the WI? A bit of swearing never hurt anyone and helped quite a few.

Yeah, I’d like to borrow if you wouldn’t mind. I’m way behind on the catch up. Do you know if Goddard’s reversion field ever got published? It was still in testing when I was -- last I saw. Be good to see how that one works, she’s one of the best in field theory.

Oh God, the lovely @percivalgravesaurorsquad tagged me in this but the tag never arrived and I noticed it just because I was scrolling through the blog and reading what I missed in all this days I wasn’t on Tumblr >.< I’m so sorry, but now I’m here, dear!

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1) Writing is one of my true passions along with singing, and I published a story in a book that came out a few years ago.

2) I hate dogs, they are almost the only animals that I can’t really deal with. I used to be scared of them, now I can barely see them.

3) I have an older sister that studies to become a cardiac surgeon.

4) I live in a city by the sea and for this the beach is the place where I prefer to spend the summer and, in general, holidays, and I love to tan. 

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Oh, excuse me for not being up to par with what was considered ancient legend until now. A fucking obscurus in New York…who expects that?! The black and grey matter exploding looked deadly to me, but as I said, I’m no expert. Although it would have been nice of the Brit to mention that the obscurial might’ve survived that…

He is somewhat of an expert. As much as anyone can be on this subject, I guess. I already had it on my to-do list to ask Goldstein for his contact. Picquery sent him off continent, but I want him back for a couple of reasons. He was apparently calming the obscurial down before Grindelwald got to them. Goldstein apparently met the boy before on a case. With….well, not-you.

Speaking of the devil, we’ve locked Grindelwald up at Rocky High Security. Rotating guards system for now, I’m still working on a plan for permanent security. I want to check first if anyone of ours is compromised. I don’t like doing it, but difficult times, difficult measures and all that. Fun times. I’ll get Delgado on that with me. I’ll check him first. Just in case. …I just hope there weren’t any imperius curses thrown around while I wasted away in fucking records. But I trust Delgado with this.

ICW knows, most of the international delegates were in town for a meeting. About Grindelwald, among other things. While he was sitting in the same room. I could get sick just thinking about that for too long…

The Germans would probably be glad. They’ve currently got more than enough national drama. Someone else is interfering with his death sentence. Britain. Rumor has it, Albus Dumbledore is pulling these strings. Not making himself loved with that bull, but his words have weight with their minister. Fucker.

Hands down, that would be the first time I’d be somewhat looking forward to having the death penalty.

….right, focus. I can do that.

I think I much preferred it when obscurials were ancient history. How the fuck did we miss a magical child in that situation in the first place? In New York, in the same fucking city as MACUSA headquarters. What the hell were the FM doing - for a foster management department they spend fuck all time managing the fosters.

Nevermind. We’ll deal with it later. See if we can nail them for criminal neglect and finally get the laws changed. For now - the British guy, pull everything we’ve got to get him back. Whatever reasons you’ve got, plus this one, but don’t let Picquery know the obscurial’s alive. Fuck only knows what she’d do to try and stamp it out. If it survived the whole auror department blasting it - whole auror department? Really? - then it’s too strong to put down. We need to work with it, make it an ally or at least a controllable resource -

Shit, I can’t. It’s a kid. A kid. It? He, she? What are we looking at? I can’t keep calling them it like some kind of - I can’t. I think you mentioned, but I - it’s been a lot of new info.

So. Get the Brit back - try Mikhailov, see if you can get her to push something through on the obliviation front to convince Picquery to clear it. What did he do, some kind of mass-area spell? Hell, we could probably get him on the need to register and document a new spell, see if R and D will back us up. Keep that as last resort; doesn’t sound like he’d appreciate it and we need him working with us.

Grindelwald himself. Why the actual fuck did anyone think it was a good idea for him to be in the room with the ICW. Check the aurors, yes (I know it hurts but fuck it’s better to know) - but are we sure that the ICW isn’t secretly rooting for him? I mean if this Dumbledore shithead is on his side - who the fuck is he anyway, do we have anything on him? Why would the British minister listen to some nobody with terrorist sympathies?

Delgado’s good on duty though. He’s solid when you need him. I need constant back up on him; if Grindelwald uses impersonation again, we can’t risk someone swapping in and taking Delgado’s place. Say... Two men on the gate, one known backup they report to each time they check in, one hidden backup running covert checks. Should be enough. And - I know. Covert checks on our own aurors is shitty but we can’t afford to have Grindelwald getting any of his people in.