#peopleyouhate

Seeing a doppelgänger of your loathed ex who up & left one day to move back home, to make you feel like vomiting. He better still be 8 states away :(

People who have way more than 10 items in the self-checkout line are equivalent to the expensive bags of kettle chips they're buying that only have 4 chips in them: annoying as hell. Picture this: It's 10 a.m. You're walking to the self-checkout line with your basket full of one carton of milk, a bag of bagels, a tub of cream cheese, and some eggs. You're about to make a bomb-ass breakfast. Scrambled? Over easy? Who knows! All you know is that within the next 20 minutes you will have a delicious combination of breakfast foods in your belly. You walk up to the self-checkout line and stop. You only have four items, this is going to be a breeze. Each of the kiosks are full, but it's 10 items or less so you'll be done in no time. WRONG. YOU ARE SO WRONG. One guy has about 15 cases of soda and 23 packs of various meats. He's probably having a cookout. That smug bastard. Look at him, he's thinking, "no one is going to know I have more than 10 items!" WELL GUESS WHAT GUY, I DO AND I DON'T LIKE IT. I HOPE YOUR BBQ SUCKS. One of the kiosks is broken, TYPICAL. You quickly pan over to the other side, there are two women at the kiosks WITH CARTS. WHO NEEDS CARTS WHEN YOU HAVE LESS THAN 10 ITEMS? People who break the rules and want to watch the world burn, that's who. Have they no respect? One of them decided to stock up on cleaning supplies and various other hygienic products. I call this the "just one thing" conundrum where you go to the store for simply "just one thing," like shampoo, and end up with enough products to supply a Sephora in your shopping cart (WHICH SHOULDN'T BE IN THE SELF-CHECKOUT LINE TO BEGIN WITH). The other woman has a bunch of diapers and baby stuff for, I don't know, a baby or something. Whatever. As you sigh in disbelief and wrinkle your forehead like a sad 2nd grader, you wait and wait and wait until one of these dipshits decides to leave (finally). These asshats are taking up your precious breakfast time. Before you know it, it's been 15 minutes and you're no longer hungry because the hunger pains have come to an abrupt halt. you are now starving and have lost all hope in eating your delicious basket of goodies. These clowns have all failed you collectively and you hope their day is just as terrible as yours is going to be. As you walk angrily to your car, you pass one finishing up putting away groceries in their trunk. You crop-dust the shit out of them and smile revengefully.

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Leave me numbers of people you hate in my ask and i will harrass them via text.(;