#peleaseeeeeee

"so, why are we here, then?

we're here to celebrate a world that is brighter and bigger than the pixels in which it takes place. we're here to relive the highs and the lows of a show that is older than most programs on network tv, yet continues to find new ways to tell its ever-growing story. we're here ti take a warthog ride through the red vs blue's vast universe, which expands all the time to include new desolate canyons, badder bad guys, and more people ready to give these idiotic soldiers a chance.

oh, and by the way-shotgun."