hello, my name is paul matthews. i live in hatchetfield, which is obviously better than clivesdale. fuck clivesdale.

my pronouns are he / him. i am bisexual.

i work at ccrp but refuse to involve myself in any recreational non-work related activities, such as the company softball league.

i like black coffee. if you want to drink coffee, then drink it black. people put too many things in their coffee nowadays.