#pech ringzz

stupid bottom

blushes constantly, face heat level is always on 42° celsius

uwu

UwU

gun? owo what's this

:3

absolutely no character

timid and quiet like a piece of rag

is going to cry on your shoulder while being sober

is afraid of every enemy class in combat

whore fuckboy

softass with a soft shaved ass, big ocean blue/sky blue eyes, white teeth, is squeaky clean at any time of the day, yada yada

how the fuck did he got in tf industries nobody knows

small feminine bitchass palms

VEERGEEN, BUT CHAD TOPPING WANNABE SCOUT 2018

is here to kick chicken and fuck old men

if in stress, better bounce on his feet or suck his thumb

big manly hands with wraps soaked in dirt, sweat and gunpowder

the only thing that is manly though

at least he has 3 facial hairs and 2 chest hairs

mighty thighs for hellish running and for choking various дед's on his mighty child cawk

can bat a freaking heavy into outer space

curses like a cabin boy. MANLY.

self-respect is on the highest lvl

i should refer to it and tag it as such from now on. i hella despise the yang&inexpirienced dumazz probing handsome rogue's ancient marian trench. finally i realized it in full force and had given up to it; hadn't thought or wrote or drew top!spy for a very long time now.

wuv scoot abusing a living soul outta spai with his stupidity. he's also sensing no barriers, doesn't know where to stop both mentally and physically. those bats up arses, yada yada. gimme some good ol' unreal army raep with war props. razor wire used in bondage, electrocutting. shit i just want you to flex your fantasy for me, i swear i'll crie like a 14 yo bitch

and also i sleeb

faque off (gently)

scout's 27 and behaves like a 13 y/ o and has same demands

soldier's around 53. veteran in fighting and prof stuff, but is naive and thinks like a brainwashed boii in his 20s

pyro's in his 30s-40s, so he had time to get used to walk around in suit 24/7 and get skilled

demoman is 37+. he's older than he looks bc he went thru a lot of stuff with his family. also i hc him leaving his house when he was like 15 and then coming back when 30

i personally headcanon heavy as 30-35 yo. i want him to be born in gulag, thus his body got older much faster due to everyday hard work. he had never been free and didn't have a childhood. from newborn to a man!

engineer is 42+. he's all grown up and he knows what he wants. his relaxed/easy-going attitude is not a self-defence mechanism, he just has tons of fun living

same for medic. medic is 63 i think or older. he's the mighty brain disguising himself with charm and stinging german words

sniper is 37+, i'd like him to be as old as demo. maybe even having birthdays in the same month. he's reserved and the only ppl he had talked to were his parents til he was 19. so he's currently having his teen phase lol

i don't have a strict age barrier for spy tho. sometimes i like him 40+ and sometimes no younger than 60. ARITHMETIC MEAN DOESNT WORK SHADAP IM TIRED OF MATH