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doing a guerrilla production of AVPM bc it's a masterpiece or at least a rocky horror-esque viewing of it at a theater or just a community space... my mind is amazing... plotting... scheming even......... bc how much of a fuck you would it be to jkr for a bunch of queer theater kids to take a parody of her work (which is in many ways better) and prance around cross-dressing would be really healing i think.
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Let’s talk about dick pics, guys.
You’re probably expecting this to be a rant about how annoying it is when guys send unsolicited dick pics. And while that is annoying and will definitely not have the desired effect, that’s not what this post is about.Â
I want to talk about the quality of dick pics. I like dicks and I like pics of dicks. But I’m so tired of bad dick pics. Guys generally put little to no thought into the quality of the dick pic, all they care about is making sure their dick looks as big as possible. What they don’t realize is that, with a little thought and effort, they could greatly increase the chances that this seduction tactic will actually work. Here are the top mistakes guys make when taking a dick pic:
1. Holding the camera under your dick and shooting up. From this angle your dick looks like a fucking skyscraper and I don’t want it anywhere near me. It just looks ridiculous. Seriously. Stop it.Â
2. Taking a picture of JUST your dick. Give me some context - I want to see your leg, your stomach, and even better would be your hand wrapped around it, from a normal fucking angle.Â
3. Starting out with a dick pic. Sometimes subtle is better. Start slowly. Tease me. Leave something to the imagination. Show me your bulge, grab it through your pants, tell me how hard I make you. Make me ask you for it. Nobody does that, but they should. It’s fucking hot. Am I right, ladies?Â
4. Holding objects next to your dick to indicate the length or girth. I’m sure there are some size queens out there that will be excited by that, but I don’t know any. Most women (around 75%!) can not have an orgasm from penetrative sex alone so it doesn’t matter how big your dick is anyway. Do you have fingers? Take a picture of those instead. And repeat after me…clitoral stimulation.Â
It’s not that difficult guys, really. Get creative. For more help, check out the A grade dicks over at @critiquemydickpic.  If you want a personal critique, send me a message. But be prepared for brutal honesty. And ladies, let me hear your gripes about dick pics.Â
hate being in an "i want to go home" state when im literally at home and i should feel good and fine but i don't and i just want to go home
people posting pics of their friends and there are three or more other people in the pic like.... brag...
google search: how to tell if someone is your Friend and if they Like You and Want To Spend Time With You without risking rejection ?
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just realized that i'm an adult and if i want to i could literally jsut buy a doll house and tiny furniture and products and shit and no one can stop me
always too afraid of saying the wrong thing so i just say nothing at all
do not mistake my fire head for love of you. it is merely love of giving head....
