#pdlg

Loki: darling.

Y/N: *groans*

Loki: darling, wake up, i have a surprise!

Y/N: can... can it wait?

Loki, shaking his head and unable to suppress his grin: no, it can't. just come quickly. Get dressed.

Y/N: where are we going?

Loki: to the kitchen. Come, come!

Y/N: *rolls out of bed* Loki, this is ridiculous... what are we doing?

Loki: Patience! Now, hurry down, the guests are waiting.

Y/N: ...guests?

Loki: I'll be downstairs.

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Y/N: okay, what was so impor... is that Andrea?

Loki, readjusting the pots so that Andrea and the new Devil's Ivy can face each other under a mini arch: yes

Y/N: what are you DOING?

HE'S GOT A GREENHOUSE ATTACHMENT TO THE HOUSE NOW

You accidentally made the mistake of suggesting that you name your baby Andrea once you got pregnant, and Loki took offense to that.

"We can't have two children named Andrea!"

You kind of blocked that out.

Loki paints his own pots. He saves them for his plants when they get too big for their OG pots.

He does not let them stay in those flimsy little containers from the flower shop.

how dare you.

He's got some baby peonies now.

He's named each bud. He remembers which is which.

When he's in the nursery/greenhouse attachment, he could stay there for hours.

When you finally have kids of your own, Loki starts by teaching them to garden.

You have overheard your children ask other children if their parents have plant kids.

It's sort of terrifying.

What was your husband thinking?

Of course, it's adorable when he takes care of the plants.

You always have the best gardens, anyway.

You've got unlimited pumpkins year round.

Your children sort of have a thing for the Princess and the Pea, James and the Giant Peach, Cinderella....

Of course, you have no idea why (yes you do how could you not i mean he's--

PLANT DAD LOKI?!?! I LOVE!!!!

Plant dad Loki!!!!!