i understand why qi yan's character concluded the way it did, and i do think she got the best possible ending, but it's breaking my heart that she never got to be qiyan agula again. maybe in another life she met nangong jingnü on a diplomatic mission and her home hasn't been touched

National Treasure but instead of Nicholas Cage it’s a bunch of lesbians, and instead of the National Archives it’s Monogatari Novels HQ, and instead of the Declaration of Independence it’s the publishing rights to the English translations of PDL’s novels